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Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

7/16/2007 3:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?

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61.

ytak    

You would think with all of the money Britney has she could afford a handbag to carry all of her junk. Even the bag lady on the street corner has a bag to carry her stuff in...

2593 days ago
62.

KB    

Never seen any celebrity have as many pics with their mouth open as Britney. Is she a mouth-breather, catching flies, or just plain retarded?

2593 days ago
63.

Rosie the chauvinist    

She was working, nitwits.

So it's cute for Paris Hilton to be toting around a dog but Britney's a southern hillbilly idiot? Paris could have a kid to take care of, too, if she hadn't aborted it. (and how many others?)

TMZ apparently hates southerners. Who sounds idiotic is the writer who keeps sticking "y'all" at the end of everything. Please insert a "youze guyz" and whatever valley girl crapola that Paris says at the end of other stories.

I don't understand the vitriol aimed at Britney Spears, a young woman taking care of two small children in the aftermath of serious marital problems (drugged, philandering husband) and a divorce.

I never was a Britney fan and now I'm forced to support her against the idiots at TMZ and on this board. Until I see her headed to jail, in jail, planning interviews, fashion walk-outs from jail to hawk her latest clothes, I'm going to let this young woman get on with her life without writing horrible crap about her in a place she and friends and family could read it.

Most of the posts against Britney sound ignorant, writing about nothing but blowing off hot air. Try to dredge up some real facts.

2593 days ago
64.

Amy Silverman    

Dumbass ho!!!!!!!!!

2593 days ago
65.

SongwriterSam    

Surely Ms.Thang has sprouted her own hair by now. She just looks so ridiculous in all those stupid wigs. Maybe that's the point though. She DOES love those PHOTO-OPS doesn't she?

2593 days ago
66.

FARRAH-FALLON    

NICE WIG: NICE SONG: "Wouldn't It Be Good" Pretty in Pink

2593 days ago
67.

v    

Is this girl ever home?

2593 days ago
68.

lucky    

she should buy a wig like the one they used for cousin IT in the Addams family so it covers her face and her body.

2593 days ago
69.

whatever    

Britney needs to spend more time caring for her kids, instead of adding to the home clan with a new dog and parakeet! What is she thinking???? Well, maybe she isn't thinking clearly these days. She won't listen to anyone's advice, someday she will look back on these days and regret the decisions she has been making. She has no one to blame but herself. She dresses like a teeny bopper, chews gum like there's no tomorrow, and seems to be running on adrenalin, or SOMETHING! Those poor little kids of hers need more stability in their lives. Someday they will read all about their mom's ways.

2593 days ago
70.

chillout music girl    

I agree she has some kind of mental disorder.
Poor brit needs a life coach, therapist and a real estate agent.
My feelings are she needs to leave california and concentrate on her family.
She made 100 million anyways.. It's not like she needs money any time soon.

2593 days ago
71.

Missy    

This chick has gone Mad, did she forget to take her pill? Every story about her is getting worser and worser. Now, all we want to see is; Poofffff be gone!!!

2593 days ago
72.

hillbug    

i am not a fan of brittany, never have been, never will be. however, i feel bad for her. she really needs help and not just paid "yes" people around her who, undoubtedly, help her rationalize every decision she makes. heck, i would even be wiling to talk to her and sign whatever confidentiality papers to make sure i didnt talk to the media! plus, i would do it for free. brittany, im not a fan of your music but every human being needs a little help from time to time.

2593 days ago
73.

noitall    

********** HELP, SOMEONE CALL ANIMAL CRUELTY...the BEEE-OTCH with pink hair needs to be hauled away. She can't even taken proper care of her kids, how the hell can she deal with another pet???!!??? Who'll suffer......that poor little dog.

These poor little creatures are like yesterday's dirty underwear to people like Spears & Hilton (who ALSO has a new puppy), they go through them because they're something new and cool. It's disgusting....SHAME ON THEM!!!!!!!!

2593 days ago
74.

Dee    

Is there no one around her sane enough to tell her how TRASHY she looks?

2593 days ago
75.

Standards are badly needed.    

Knock it off about the 'she should be with her kids' thing. For the umpteenth time, Kevin SHARES CUSTODY. Britney does not have to spend her time in church while the kids are with KEVIN. Now, her stylist is another matter entirely. If I had her money, I'd be sitting in Chanel at an outdoor cafe in Paris chatting with Mick. Or reasonable facsimile.

2593 days ago
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