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Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?



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76. Knock it off about the 'she should be with her kids' thing. For the umpteenth time, Kevin SHARES CUSTODY. Britney does not have to spend her time in church while the kids are with KEVIN. Now, her stylist is another matter entirely. If I had her money, I'd be sitting in Chanel at an outdoor cafe in Paris chatting with Mick. Or reasonable facsimile.

Posted at 7:59PM on Jul 16th 2007 by LightBulb

77. Good God, she's like a bad character from My Name is Earl. She makes Joy look refined.

Posted at 7:55PM on Jul 16th 2007 by My Mama raised me right

78. HAH??? Berrrrrrrrrp!! HAH???

Posted at 7:57PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Jacie

79. God, this girl cracks me up everytime I see her! I think she just needs to be out of the spot-light for awhile. She should just concentrate on raising her kids instead of being a laughing stock!

Posted at 8:09PM on Jul 16th 2007 by K

80. Yeeeechhh !!!
I feel sorry for the dog.

Posted at 8:27PM on Jul 16th 2007 by The Fashion Police

81. she is crazy, she has major mental problems and the press needs to leave her alone, she is over and not worth following around anymore. she will not see 30.

Posted at 8:27PM on Jul 16th 2007 by casey

82. what a complete ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:58AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Mary

83. Britney, you have no class and you look like trailer trash. You have the money to shop for classy clothes and yet you still dress like a street walker. YOu are way out of the league of Posh, and Kate, and at least Madonna was classy when she was in the spot light. You my dear need to visit What Not To Wear. You seriously need help!!!!!!! If you didnt' have money, what exactly would you do for a living?

Posted at 8:52PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Pennie

84. TMZ, It's like the insane following the insane. For the five thousandth time can please tell me why this girl is news? She doing nothing that's important and exciting, please is someone on your staff got the hots for her???

Posted at 9:16PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Lenn K

85. Where do you find clothes like that? She is the only one I ever see in those kind of outfits

She is on the verge of another breakdown - we is here support team?

Posted at 9:59PM on Jul 16th 2007 by why0718

86. No ....I think she has had the nervous breakdown..........the girl needs help.Why does she continue to dress like that? She needs the men in the white coats to come

Posted at 10:23PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Janice

87. This girl needs a Minder (that's someone to watch over her and show some adult supervision).

I would even come out of retirement for the job.

You can't really blame these kids. They were marketed as "products" from their early teens and never had a childhood.
As long as they made/make money for someone, they are spoiled.

The parents of all these kids should have been around when they were needed; not out spending their money.

LOKI

Posted at 10:31PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Loki

88. I wonder if she needs to be on whats not to wear.

Posted at 12:20AM on Jul 17th 2007 by crymeariver

89. Very sick and tired of seeing her in pants or shorts that don't fit, and are falling half-off....it just looks stupid. Britney loves to look like trash. Amazing,since she can afford to buy just about anything to wear.

Posted at 12:17AM on Jul 17th 2007 by lori

90. even alli has dumped her, now who does she have? no one, no friends and no family.

Posted at 12:39AM on Jul 17th 2007 by casey

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