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Britney Incognito -- in a Pink Wig

What do you do when your weave is wrecked and you've got to get out? You hide your ratty mess under a hot pink bobbed wig, y'all!

The mirror-challenged mother of two was seen outside a rehearsal hall performing a masterful left-handed five-finger grab -- big cup, cigs, and crapsational purse on pinky! Britney carried her new pal, a tiny dog, in her right hand. Get along little dogie!

The day before, the Malibu hillbilly slapped-on her "Valley of the Dolls" headband/weaveholder and popped into a tennis pro shop wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, halter top and Willy Wonka sunglasses. Will the homeless women styling Britney please identify yourselves?



Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, tennis, wig

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106. Britney is gone, She is so vulgar and gros to look at. I can't stand the sight of her.

Posted at 7:00PM on Jul 19th 2007 by luli

107. Britney: Children and dogs are not accessories. Pass this on to Nicole Ritchie.

Posted at 9:59AM on Jul 20th 2007 by MissMara

108. WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE HER ALONE I'M SURE YOU HAVE ALL DONE STUFF YOU ARE NOT PROUND OF OR NOT ALWAYS LOOKED YOUR BEST, IF SOMEBODY FOLLOWED YOU AROUND ALL DAY TAKING PICTURES IT WOULD SHOW , GET A LIFE AND DO SOMETHING BESIDES TRASHING BRIT

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 21st 2007 by Mike

109. Attention Brit you are not 16 anymore time to get a more grown up wardrobe can we please get her on What Not To Wear lord knows she needs some advice maybe she could pay them the $5,000 that they normally give away just to see if they can help her.

Posted at 6:25PM on Jul 21st 2007 by Patti

110. you may be fed up but atleast he's got his act together who would have ever thought...

Posted at 8:13PM on Jul 21st 2007 by FEDUP

111. I'd love to look as "bad" as Britney! She's a genetically gifted woman who looks amazing no matter what she wears or weighs.

Posted at 6:13PM on Sep 9th 2007 by Lori

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