Fake LiLo Tears Up Miami

In a drunken, party girl kind of night that would make the real Lindsay Lohan proud (pre-rehab, of course), a Lindsay Lohan impersonator painted Miami Beach blue over the weekend -- even fooling a few onlookers! Fully loaded, indeed!

The faux-Lo hit up a local club complete with a full complement of bodyguards. According to sources, she spent the night getting drunk, grinding with girls and dancing like a stripper.

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31. This is stupid...she doesn't look like Lindsay at all. What is the point of this post?????

Posted at 12:11AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Susan

32. Chick looks NOTHING like LiLo. Put your glasses on TMZ!

Posted at 12:46AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Rebecca

33. A fake FIRECROTCH?

Posted at 8:11AM on Jul 18th 2007 by Robo Bro

34. Nice rolls on that chick. And she doesn't even look like Lindsay. Why did she show up to the club with bodyguards? Was she scared that someone would try and steal her doughnuts?!! Fat ass.

Posted at 11:57PM on Jul 25th 2007 by who what when where

35. the only rolling this girl is doing is the jelly roll and yeah and where are the fake boobs and bleached blonde mommy hair?

Posted at 8:29AM on Jul 17th 2007 by ice ice baby

36. Why is this person on TMZ? She is not a celebrity or even interesting. She looks nothing like Lindsay. I wouldn't even think she looked like her if I was drunk. If I send in a picture of my fat roll will I get on TMZ?

Posted at 11:02AM on Jul 17th 2007 by Class

37. Shes a fat ass...

Posted at 11:05AM on Jul 17th 2007 by fridgeee

38. ooooh look...it's lindsay lardass

Posted at 12:29PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Me

39. WOW you all are so SHALLOW she isn't that FAT!!! JESUS CHRIST!

I'm going to go vomit now, so you all will think that I'm a crackhead hoe!

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Your all are dumb!

40. thats not her. the real lindsay is a whole lot skinier.

Posted at 3:27PM on Jul 17th 2007 by niciswan

41. That girl doesn't even look like Lindsay! Not only is she FAT, but she has NO BOOBS!

Posted at 2:02AM on Jul 18th 2007 by Venus Nights

42. Are you kidding me? WHO CARES ABOUT THIS?

AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
This girl is NOT FAT. Those comments were simply uncalled for. If you're going to criticize anyone, criticize the photographer who took these. Talk about having no life...

And I would rather be overweight than ignorant, trailer trash like the majority of these posters. Most of you cannot spell the most basic of words, proofread, type or form coherent sentences. What, are you all third graders? My guess is that anyone who says the kinds of things about this perfect stranger as were posted here, must have some serious flaws in their own bodies. (Heck, who doesn't?)

Shame on all of you who buy into that Hollywood crap that, if you don't have skin and bones hanging beneath your gaunt, overly made-up faces, you are not attractive.

I'd rather be this girl than Nicole Richie or Keira Knightley.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Smart in Seattle

43. P.S. to the poster named "Your all are dumb" (whatever THAT is supposed to mean.... nice usage!!!)

"HOE" is a gardening implement.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Smart in Seattle

44. To "Niciswan"

"That's" requires an apostrophe.

And "skinnier" is spelled THIS way.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Smart in Seattle

45. Dear TMZ.com:

Well, there's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back.

JUST WHAT SERVICE DO YOU PROVIDE (to society OR humanity)?? Your stuff isn't even mildly interesting anymore. You are what the word "whore" truly means.

Shame on ME for getting sucked into this worthless vortex of mindless commentary. I will never do it again.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Smart in Seattle

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