For Your Consideration ... Brokeback Barrio?

7/16/2007 3:46 PM PDT
Gay Mexican cowboys are all the rage! Ride 'em vaquero!

Sensing that homo Hispanics are Hollywood's next trendy disenfranchised minority group du jour, shirtless "Capote" star Clifton Collins Jr., and "Napoleon Dynamite's" Efren Ramirez's twin brother Carlos joked that they made an "Oscar type" film about "two hot Mexican lovers" called, "Wetback Mountain"/"Brokeback Barrio." I wish I knew how to quit you, papi!

It's too bad no such movie really exists, because it sounds infinitely funnier than Adam Sandler's upcoming faux-gay marriage "comedy," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry."