Paris in Wardrobe Malfunction

76. Ohmygod...what an idiot. Prancing and preening in the surf for the photogs in sunglasses and a bathing suit that are the antithesis of what you would wear on a surfboard. She has the grace of a druken giraffe.

Posted at 1:27PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Wes

77. She's hot.

Enjoy your time off Girl, you've deserved it!

Posted at 1:44PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Dan R

78. It makes me want to go swimming

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 16th 2007 by V

79. How come we haven't seen any pictures of Her "ILLNESS" Hilton going into or coming out of church yet?

Wasn't that another one of the 'LIES" she told Larry King???

Exodus 20:2-17

(3) you shall have no other gods before me - Parass's favorite Bible verse, she thinks it was written about her.

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 16th 2007 by just my 2 cents

80. 78. It makes me want to go swimming

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 16th 2007 by V
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It makes me want to be 'JAWS"!

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 16th 2007 by anonymous

81. Has anyone noticed her long ass sideburns? What is that? It looks like fake tan running down the side of her face.

Posted at 2:27PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Kitty

82. She looks fine.

Posted at 2:33PM on Jul 16th 2007 by notsosimplelife.tv

83. Juicy Juicy Mangoes - NOT!

Posted at 2:44PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Diggidy Dang Y\\\'all

84. That happens to plenty of people...

Posted at 2:46PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Amanda

85. And here is the crying little miss from jail....NOW do you see thru this little fake. Mentally ill and all, I guess the sheriff and his deputies can look at this the next time she is going some time and give her the 'special treatment' again...how long before she 'forgets' and drives pissed again...or kills someone, while she is drunk and behind the wheel...something is gonna happen...count on it..

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 16th 2007 by pockets46

86. DAMN!!! WOULDN'T TOUCH THIS SKANK EVEN IF SHE HAD TA TA'S THE SIZE OF DOLLY PARTON'S SLOPES. HERE'S HOPING SHE SPREADS HERPEEEEEEEEEEZE ALL OVER SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.

Posted at 3:08PM on Jul 16th 2007 by charles argueta

87. how long before she 'forgets' and drives pissed again...or kills someone, while she is drunk and behind the wheel...something is gonna happen...count on it..

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 16th 2007 by pockets46

I hear the train a comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend,

CRASH!

And I ain't seen the sunshine,
Since, I don't know when,
I'm stuck in a California Prison,
And time keeps draggin' on,

Waaaaaa - Mom - Mom - It Isn't Fair!!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Johnny Cash

88. Those are some big a@@ Willy Wonka glasses! Guess she's having problems with that Wonky eye of hers. Must have put the blue contacts in wrong again.

Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 16th 2007 by ole blue eyes

89. Who cares! Why does everyone care that you can see Paris Hilton's nips cuz of an ill-
fitting suit? Doesn't the moral fassion police have anything else to do?

Posted at 3:29PM on Jul 16th 2007 by BOEING 787-8 new orders from LAN

90. I agree with #88 completely. There is nothing in that post that was a lie. Paris knows what she’s doing. And she flat out lied. But of course we all knew this the moment…no…actually we all knew before Paris opened her mouth that she was lying.

And where in the hell were her parents during the nature/nurture process of her life? Who raised this chick/ trick. This is not a real woman. This female is nothing and is showing the world that she never will be. And who out there respects her any? Besides the people that sleep, hang with, and sniff with her.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Cindy