Paris in Wardrobe Malfunction

91. Paris Hilton Charity Work

In November of 2004, Hilton participated in Sean "Diddy" Combs' Citizen Change campaign to encourage youths to vote in the presidential election. She drew criticism after it was revealed she had neither voted, nor even registered to do so.
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Sept. 2006

Usually, each new morning brings a fresh tale of Paris Hilton's latest, tabloid-attracting transgression, from drunk-driving arrests to giggly complicity in the slandering of a rival's befreckled genital region.

Today, however, the paparazzi of X17 present video of Hilton engaged in an impromptu act of charity, in which the unexpectedly compassionate philanthrotard, suddenly filled with the milkshake of human kindness, handed over a hundred-dollar bill to a panhandler as she exited a McDonald's drive through.

Once the photographers started to put away their cameras, satisfied they'd captured their footage, Hilton immediately slammed her Range Rover into reverse and knocked the happy beggar to the parking lot pavement, calmly collected her prop Benjamin, and sped away, gratified that she'd done her good deed for the day.
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June 14th, 2007

Paris Hilton Fakes Jailhouse Remorse To Keep Endorsements, Charities Aren’t Interested In Help From The Heiress

OK! tattles tell us that Paris Hilton is feigning remorse for her wild party girl antics in an effort to hang on to lucrative endorsement deals.

The socialite has claimed to have “found God” since her Probation Violation legal woes began back in May.

“Paris finally saw that her spoiled brat behavior and repeated attempts to escape her sentence would turn fans against her, ruining lucrative endorsement deals,” a mole dishes.

Paris has also expressed an interest in working with charities, and has even been approached to serve as a PETA “Spokesmodel In Advocacy Of Chickens” in the organizations vibrant anti-KFC campaign.

“It’s going to be hard to find an organization that actually wants her,” an expert says.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 16th 2007 by J.D. SCOTT

92. SHARKS DONT LIKE HERPES

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 16th 2007 by sugar cane bray

93. wow, surprising...

and i thought she`d go away after jail....

Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 16th 2007 by prepStARR

94. PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981 WHEN YOU ARE THE SEA :
THE SEA AND THE HAPPIER AND MORE MARVELOUS AND MORE DESSERT AND YOU
YOU ARE MORE MARVELOUS , YOU MAKE TO SPEAK THE SEA I LOVE MORE ALWAYS YOU
AND I CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980 LIVE FOR YOU PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981 AND CONTINUE THIS FABLE OF OURS
YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE SEA
TI DESIDERO SEMPRE DI MORE

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 16th 2007 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

95. Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 16th 2007 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

This pizano loves Puff the Magic Dragon too!

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 16th 2007 by J.D. SCOTT

96. =))))))))))) LOL !!! It was a realy funy video....super !!! Whatever love her !!! But video realy was a stupid ....

Posted at 2:11AM on Jul 25th 2007 by andrejfromlatvia

97. Notice how this photo got only a one-star cover up?? Cos no one could even find the other nip in the pic! What a gross broad. While we're at it, in this shot it looks like she's got some nasty old nana false teeth. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 16th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

98. The woman is the epitome of blessed ignorance. She should spend more time in a library and less time surfing and partying.

Posted at 12:39PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Don

99. I can't believe how rude everyone is about Paris! You are all just jealous!! She looks good and her body is just perfect. She doesn't need implants!! YUCK!!

YOU GO AWAY!! JEALOUS WOMEN!! YOU ARE SO EVIL WITH VENOM! YOU CAN"T SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT ANYONE! YOUR SO INTO YOURSELVES!!! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF CHILD LIKE JEALOUS WOMEN!! TOO BAD FOR YOU!!! SHE'S HOT AND YOUR NOT!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 16th 2007 by u

100. Look Ya'll its Kid Rock in a bikini

Posted at 9:58PM on Jul 16th 2007 by steinomyte

101. well----i don`t care for ms. hilton---but I think it`s great that she IS flat chested & proud of it---she`s one of the only ones who don`t have those hdeous implanted breasts.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jul 16th 2007 by ms. canada

102. Why is it that Paris fans accuse her non-fans of being "jealous" simply because they do not respect this woman, and will not accept her as being a role model for teenagers? "She's hot, and you're not." What...is that it? Do I.Q. levels plummet every time a Hilton fan defends this woman, or is it my imagination?

Posted at 4:51PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Wes

103. Well now we KNOW that she didn't get a boob job!

But my god...what kind of bra does she wear that makes her look like a double D!! I would have bet the farm that she had implants.

Anyway, she looks cute. She's free, white, rich and over 21. She's doing what she wants to do and not hurting anybody. I envy her.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Rocky

104. Rocky -- I respect your opinion. But keep in mind that Hilton has long touted herself as being a role model for teenagers. If you had daughters of your own, I guarantee you would think very differently.

Posted at 6:01PM on Jul 16th 2007 by Wes

105. BIg deal...Paris, you are a no body. Get a life like the rest of the world.

Posted at 9:30PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Sometimes Reader