Fresh from his yenta-thrashing on "The View," the inflated gossip blogger showed up at Tori Spelling's beach party at the BeachBody Silver Spoon House in Malibu this weekend dressed as a hipster Minneapolis crossing guard in February, in what is believed to be a padded jacket. Caution, kiddies!
Despite the 75-degree heat, the digital scribbler bundled up in this cartoon getup to hang with Tori and her pals. He's cold!
Here comes the bus!