1. More like Big Mamma.

Posted at 2:28PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Renee

2. Looks like a man with boobs.

Posted at 2:29PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Booty maker

3. Im so sick of this no talent, skank

Posted at 2:32PM on Jul 17th 2007 by fridgeee

4. just looking at that THING makes my eyes bleed....it NEEDS TO DIE!!!!!!

Posted at 3:01PM on Jul 17th 2007 by solid snake

5. She must be really wanting some attention
Go home and get some rest Brit...

Posted at 3:07PM on Jul 17th 2007 by big deal

6. El Skanko-
Does she own a mirror?

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 17th 2007 by MS

7. Why must you people show your lack of intelligence by repeating the same four words to describe Britney. Expand your vocabulary .... Any one who is using the word skank to describe a total stranger apparently is no better than the person they are describing. If you are so tired of her, stop posting comments and they will stop posting stories about her. Every time you comment they post another story. See how that works?

Posted at 3:23PM on Jul 17th 2007 by in the know

8. christina aguilera and dj am are co-owner of lax...she is raking in BIG BUCKS -KA CHING-

It will be verrrrrrrrrrry interesting to watch christina's belly grow, i thinks will no doubt take after gwen stefani's style in her pregnancy and gwen looked AMAZING !

I SURE AS HELL WOULD NOT INVITE UNSTABLE BRITNEY TO MY BABY SHOWER..

i think christina will end up far richer in family, wealth,stability and career than britney.
shelly must be over the moon at the news.

christina has a good head on her shoulders

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 17th 2007 by anonymous

9. britney will be there..but it will be interesting to see if christina aguilera will show up.


britney and christina under same roof for one night....

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 17th 2007 by anonymous

10. Well, well, well! Would you look at THAT. There's actually an intellectual comment made, not about this story, but about the comments posted. May I publicly congratulate the poster known as "in the know" for his (her) previous posting. By making condescending, rude, offensive and aggressive comments, you people are creating a continuing market for TMZ and other similar "online fan magazines". Here's the reverse equation; No Comments=No Interest=No Market=No Business. Just something to think about. And another thing...am I ever glad I'm not a celebrity. They couldn't pay me enough to put up with all the fanatics, paparazzi and hurtful attacks.

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Live from Ottawa

11. Skank skank skank skank skank skank

Posted at 3:44PM on Jul 17th 2007 by fridgeee

12. The only person I saw do a hoe down was Ashley Simpson, who tried to do some "hoe down" dance step when she was caught lip synching on Saturday Night Live.

Britney hasn't done any hoe downs, square dancing, clogging, or two-stepping that I've seen. And TMZ, stop with the y'alls. You sound dumb. Southerners use "y'all" in place of "you all," just as you yankees use "youse guys." At least ours is a grammatically correct contraction while that northern version is simply a mispronunciation. And we don't just tack on "y'all's" willy nilly but use them as part of a sentence. Smarten up. You are supposed to be writers, after all, not idiots.

Real life moves on despite TMZ and idiotic comments on these blogs. Britney Spears will have her life and it will be of her own creation. Go suck an egg, y'all.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 17th 2007 by x

13. thanks for the laughs solid snake and fridgee......can you hear that train comin' around the bend...... : )

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 17th 2007 by bored at work

14. Must be nice to be able to afford Nannys to raise your kids for you. If she can't be bothered to stay home and look after them, then she should have swallowed.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Spurs

15.
Look! Mama can chew gum and mouth-breathe at the same time!!!

Like when she lip-synched and chewed gum

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 17th 2007 by jeri