From trainwreck to party hostess! Britney Spears, mother of two, has been tapped to host the opening party of the Las Vegas branch of LAX nightclub, say club sources. Party on, lil' mama!
Set to open at the pyramid-shaped Luxor at the end of August, LAX is owned, in part, by Nicole Richie's ex DJ AM, and mom-to-be Christina Aguilera. Get ready for a hoedown, y'all!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Britney Spears
16. ...........My, My, My, "They" must be desparate to have her "entertain". What, Jim Nabors wasn't available?!! SHAZAM!!!!
Hopefully there will be a POWER OUTAGE, then there won't be any music......NOISE!
She can not sing......She is a Flabby Monkey......BIg DUMBO ears.......She'sTHICK.........She SMELL's.....And I just don't like her!!!!!!!
Posted at 5:29PM on Jul 17th 2007 by AttitudeDude
17. i might have to gouge my eyes out with forks if i have to look at this thing again. go away, your 15 minutes have long since been up.
Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 17th 2007 by casey
18. GET READY FOR THE HOE DOWN?? WELL SPEAKING OF BRITTNEY..WHEN DID SHE EVER GET UP??
THIS SI ANOTHER STORY OF THE NASTYASS BRITTNEY PARTYING AND OR WHAT SHES PLANNING.. HOW COME THERES NEVER ANY STORIES OF HER PLANNING A PARTY WITH HER CHILDREN?? OR WHERE SHES ACTUALLY BEING A GOOD MOTHER/? IF EEL SO SAD FOR HER CHILDREN..THEY DESERVE BETTER THAN WHAT THEY GOT STUCK WITH..FOR A MOM!!
Posted at 8:04PM on Jul 17th 2007 by sissyannm
19. Well poor Brit Brit, someone threw her a bone and now we can wait to see her f**k it up, puke on the new carpet anyone?
Posted at 9:06PM on Jul 17th 2007 by CakeOrDeath
20. face it folks, brits really a has been but she still got to earn a few bucks ya know, someone got to pay for kfed...
Posted at 8:42AM on Jul 18th 2007 by b0red
21. FATTY!
Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 18th 2007 by me
22. LAX is gonna be huge in Vegas...for table reservations hit up nickandbrick@yahoo.com
23. Cut and Paste Cut and Paste...TMZ no props on this pic..This makes ya'll look very unprofessional..People can look bad on their own you don't need to cut and paste pictures..I hope nobody actually believed this photo was real,that'd be sadder than the person that cut and paste this pic.haha..
Posted at 1:06PM on Jul 25th 2007 by sc_sweetness22
24. Cut and Paste Cut and Paste...TMZ no props on this pic..This makes ya'll look very unprofessional..People can look bad on their own you don't need to cut and paste pictures..I hope nobody actually believed this photo was real,that'd be sadder than the person that cut and paste this pic.haha..
Posted at 1:07PM on Jul 25th 2007 by sc_sweetness22
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