Lily Allen Has More Nipples Than You

16. That's bloody revolting.

Posted at 3:59PM on Jul 17th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

17.
Is Harvey the new Perez? Like everyone picking on him and taking shots at him? He's arrived!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 17th 2007 by jeri

18. FREAK SHOW

Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Philip Miers MOM

19. This is for real. I have one too. In fact, I have about ten of them. Some of them are almost microscopically small, just pinpoint. It's a congenital defect - I also was born with a cleft palate and some eye problems, so I assume it was some sort of "syndrome". On my right side, I only have one nipple, in the 'normal" position. On the left side, though, I have a line of them running from the underside of my left forearm through my armpit, and then the last one is just to the left of my belly button.

AKA "witch's tit". I would've been killed at birth in the Middle Ages, obviously the spawn of Satan.

And no, they don't lactate. I had a baby, and only produced milk from the nipples on my breasts.

Posted at 6:34AM on Jul 18th 2007 by Nipsey Wrassle

20. That's not a third mole.

It's a birth mark or a mole. Why do all the idiots make all the money?

Posted at 11:12PM on Jul 17th 2007 by SKA

21. Actually, to those who say it's just a mole or w/e, most people spend their lives thinking a mole on their chest is just a mole, but it is actually a third nipple, so hers probably really is.

Posted at 11:52PM on Jul 17th 2007 by amy

22. god your slow this was on tv ages ago...she was amazing on the show really down to earth. I would rather see stories about her than those brats lindsay and britney

Posted at 10:57AM on Jul 18th 2007 by Kebaffled

23. No, no! that IS a third nipple. I have one too! And it looks the same. I thought it was a mole, too, until I got pregnant and my other nips got funky -- lo and behold - so did my "mole". My doc confirmed it was a third nip. HAHAHAH! Some people have them like little dots down their torso - sorta like an animal. Vest button-style. Lily and I are soooo cool. :)

Posted at 12:12PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Hotin Thecity

24. DENN!$ - ?"Don't give milk like a duck."? Being that ducks don't give milk - don't have 1,2 or 3 breasts besides the kind to sautee and eat - the implication and the double negative is non-sequitur. I saw her sing on SNL - and I can honestly say I'm glad I missed the rest.

Should the station get their money back from the FCC for Janet's one breast? Seems a case could be made. One for three and pierced even! Brings a whole 'nuther meaning to "Ringer's lactate".

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Johnny G

25. Lily rocks; her music is fabulous!

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 8th 2007 by condoleaser