What a difference a TV show makes -- Rosie O'Donnell's two biggest nemeses of the last year, Donald Trump and Star Jones, are prepared to make nice with the acid-tongued talk titan, as long as she comes on their respective shows.
Trump said yesterday, as People reported, that he wants Ro for his new celebrity-infested "Apprentice" -- but Rosie already shot back, saying, through her rep, "It will not happen in this lifetime or beyond." Star, as Us reports, said Rosie's "the kind of guest you want" on her new Court TV series, even though she called her "a former fatty," and accused Star of "selling bulls**t" for pooh-poohing her gastric bypass surgery.
No word yet on whether we'll be seeing Star v. Rosie anytime soon.
Paris' Younger BoyToy Kisses and YouTubes?
Paris Hilton was spied over the weekend with a new guy -- a 21-year-old T-shirt designer named Tyler Atkins, reports Gatecrasher -- but she might want to watch out for dirty details of their encounters to end up all over the Internet.
The pair were "making out like teenagers," says Gatecrasher's spy, at the Polaroid Beach House on Saturday, and Tyler even "cradled" her new pooch and went with Paris to a clambake. But last month, in an interview available on YouTube, Atkins blabbed about being "drugged" by a "famous chick" and then waking up much later the next afternoon, having endured a threesome with unnamed "chick" and a friend.
Lovitz Throttles Dick
It seems that Jon Lovitz got to do last week what many comics have wanted to do for years -- bash Andy Dick's face in. Lovitz tells Page Six that he confronted Dick at L.A.'s Laugh Factory after the cuckoo comic told him last year that he had put the "Phil Hartman hex" on him, referring to Hartman's murder by his wife Brynn in 1998, and suggesting that Lovitz might die soon. Lovitz expected an apology last Wednesday, but it wasn't forthcoming, so, says Jon, "I pushed him ... Then I pushed him again really hard. He's a disgusting human being." Adds Lovitz, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an ***hole."
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada saw the "pushing" slightly differently: "Jon picked up Andy ... and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Dick's rep had no comment. The Laugh Factory, of course, is the club where Michael Richards went on the infamous racist rant that TMZ showed you first.
Party Favors: At Least One Person in Florida Doesn't Want Joe Francis Locked Up ... At Least One Person Doesn't Think Lou Pearlman is a Creep ... Beckham, Interrupted? ... Jenny McCarthy Will Be First Celeb Bunny Dealer at New Playboy Club
"Girls Gone Wild" pimpresario Joe Francis is getting some support -- from his own ladies. Swimwear designer Ashley Paige wore a "Free Joe" tee when she closed her Ashley Paige for Girls Gone Wild fashion show in Miami last Friday. ... Former LFO bandmember Brad Fischetti is actually pledging his support for disgraced promoter Lou Pearlman, says PopEater. "To be honest, it bothers me tremendously," says Fischetti of Pearlman's plight. ... Could David Beckham's big debut with the L.A. Galaxy be waylaid by a gimpy ankle? The L.A. Times says Becks' left ankle is "still swollen and sore." ... The Palms Casino Resort said yesterday that loudmouth Playmate/actress Jenny McCarthy will be the first-ever celeb Bunny Dealer at the new Playboy Club at the top of the resort's Fantasy Tower, cottontail, collar, cuffs and all.