Will Lohan Hit the Bottle ... of Water?

A radio station from Lindsay Lohan's hometown is offering to throw her a rehab release bash in celebration of recovery efforts. Is there something wrong with this picture? Nope!

WBLI-FM 106.1 in Long Island is offering La Lohan a party where 4000 of her closest friends can get their party on -- with some water! Station rep Dana DiDonato says, "The party will have bottles popping, but not of champagne, only sparkling water bottles ... the party will be alcohol-free in respect to Lindsay's rehabilitation recovery efforts." Drink up, Linds!

"This could cost over $100,000 dollars," added DiDonato, ''and there are thousands from her hometown who would like to wish her well; shes a Long Island girl who needs our support ... during this milestone occasion in her life."

Don't they know Lindsay's a Red Bull girl?

Reader Comments

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1. sobriety sucks...

Posted at 12:41PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Meazy

2. Everyone is just holding their breath and waiting till she gets snockered. Sorry but that is reality folks

Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 17th 2007 by deena lohan

3. Um, I'm a Long Island girl, same age as Lindsay, and yet I manage not to drive drunk, take drugs, or squeal about how sexually liberated I am. Long Island girls have a lot more class than this slut ever will.

Posted at 9:38PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Kim

4. WHO CARES ? its HER life!

Posted at 3:02PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Bob

5. Ewwww....what's wrong with her mouth??

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 17th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

6. IT AMAZES ME THAT PEOPLE ARE SO FASCINATED WITH UNTALENTED WHITE TRASH BUTT UGLY THAT WOULD MAKE A BLIND MAN FLINCH MAKE A STRAIGHT MAN GO GAY SKANKS LIKE LINDSEY (THE ULTIMATE WALKING ADVERTISEMENT FOR BIRTH CONTROL) PARIS (LUMPS OF COAL LAUGH AT HOW STUPID YOU ARE-- 1 & 1 IS DUH???) AND THE ULTIMATE IN POOR EXCUSE FOR MALE ORGASM BRITNEY. PLEASE FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND DIE PAINFULLY YOU PIGS. WHEN WILL YOU IDIOTS WAKE UP AND PAY THESE DOGS NO MIND. BUT THEN AGAIN THESE INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING SMEGMA LEECHES BEG FOR THE ATTENTION, AAAGGGHH NOW i CAN'T EAT FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 17th 2007 by GW

7. Lindsay Lohan she just a little party slute and needs to put in Jail Like all other people that brake the Law she should'nt get a slap on the wrist just because she a stupied Movie star we are created the same and should be pushised the same. It seems like all these movie star just wave there money around and get of easy well money does'nt RULE the world GOD doe's.

Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 24th 2007 by BigD

8. Well she stuiped and young and likes to party,and needs jail time b ut most guys would still want to get her in the sack fine little tramp.

Posted at 10:30PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Nikko