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Battle of the Bulge!

Perez vs. Gummi!

7/18/2007 8:24 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Queen of All Media has challenged the King of the Parade Floats to a duel! Who can eat more wieners?

Perez Hilton Gummi Bear
Perez Hilton has thrown down the digital gauntlet and dared Gummi Bear to find out which of them can chow down the most hotdogs -- is this kosher?

The Queen says he's going to be outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd., Thursday at 5:00 PM, where they'll see which of the two bloated loudmouths can run a mile and then down the most dogs. There she blows!

Perez has asked TMZ boss Harvey Levin to officiate, and he has agreed -- on the condition that they eat only Hebrew National dogs. No word yet from Team Gummi.









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1.

lucky    

Perez is so phoney and a such a geek... grosses me out

2549 days ago
2.

Kat    

Perez is cute next to Gummi.

2549 days ago
3.

Only swim in the Ocean    

Who Cares!

2549 days ago
4.

maxii    

PEREZ WOULD WIN HE WOULD KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT SCARFING DOWN A WEINER!

2549 days ago
5.

Dan    

I care! I hope they BOTH explode.....

2549 days ago
6.

rachel    


I hate Gummi. Roast in hell, piggo.

2549 days ago
7.

Snarksnarksnark    

I hope that the Robertson Boulevard shops are earthquake resistant. When those two tubbos hit the pavement, the shockwaves will set off the Richter Scales all the way to Moscow!!!!!

2549 days ago
8.

Texas    

Team Perez all the way!

Stuff it, Gummi!

2549 days ago
9.

Shootingstar    

Hilarious! Gummi looks like he has a couple of pre-moistened hot dogs tucked under his chin already.

Go, Perez, go!

2549 days ago
10.

DLC    

Pass the rat poison relish!

2549 days ago
11.

Monica    

You mean they don't have AAANNNNYYTHING better to be doing?????????

Idiots!

2549 days ago
12.

Perez Fan    

Gummi's going down in flames!! Go Perez Go!!!

2549 days ago
13.

bethany    

They need to eat veggie dogs
instead

The fat and cholesterol in regular hot dogs will give them heart attacks!

2549 days ago
14.

Snarksnarksnark    

beth at 8:18PM: We can hope so.

2549 days ago
15.

tired of cry baby    

who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2549 days ago
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