Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!



Tags: David Beckham, DavidBeckham, Victoria Beckham, VictoriaBeckham

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16. Hollywood could learn a lot from these two...

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Sasha

17. Good God a woman should be able to get out of a vehicle without cameras pointing at her crotch. I'm sure hers isn't any different than any other womans.

Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 18th 2007 by mk

18.

Please go back to the U.K.

Posted at 2:23PM on Jul 18th 2007 by phillip

19. What is with all of the snarky attitude from TMZ toward this couple? Even when this site publishes a compliment, there are vapors of attitude that go along with it, usually geared toward the way Victoria dresses or the fact that she doesnt smile for the paparazzi. Get over it and leave her be already. I come to this site for information, not for quazi pot shots taken at celebrities that havent done anything to anyone.

Posted at 11:50AM on Jul 19th 2007 by sissy

20. I love her.

Posted at 3:16PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Just the Facts

21. Maybe she should have worn a bigger dress.

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Jen

22. I'm liking David and Victoria Beckham more and more. She and David seem very classy and family-orientated. Getting in the car like a lady and David helping her like a gentleman...very nice, guys! Thanks for showing the sleazy LA trash (Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole) how a real lady acts!

Posted at 2:30PM on Jul 18th 2007 by E

23. OH MY GAWD!!!! GOTTA LOVE THE JEALOUS HATTERS ON HERE,
WHAT A WAY TO WELCOME THEM TO THE GREAT OLE' USA!

POSH, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOUR A TRUE ROLE MODEL FOR THESE OTHER TRASHY CE-LEB-U-TRAMPS AROUND HERE!!

Posted at 2:32PM on Jul 18th 2007 by dont you know who I am???

24. Hey Paris - Britney - et al. Get a clue - read this. This is how a lady is supposed to behave. Good Job David and Posh.

Dear Posh and David - Please be patient with America. Thanks to TMZ, and Hilton, not all Americians are being friendly with you two right now. Shame on their publshing rude statements (making us pre-judge you), for that, I apologize on behalf of them.

I sure hope that you bring new life to the game of soccer, as that is why you are here. Frankly, I'm sick of American Football, and look forward to changing the direction of sports in America. Keep your eye on the ball, which is why you are here, and not on what people here on TMZ are saying about you. Thank TMZ and Hilton for that.

Regardless, welcome to America, it's nice to see you. Although, I'm still a bit skeptical of your haughtiness, I for one, am willing to support and to give you two a chance to win the heart of America. Maybe you could really look good, and actively support at least one of the many charities Paris Hilton said she'd support.

That'd serve two purposes. it'd give you a chance to look good, and would endear you to America. Also, at the money you are making, I'd say you could afford it and America would love it. They would embrace you and take you out of this "celeb" category.

Ooops, did I say that..:)

Posted at 2:36PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Happy To Be Me

25. you call that classy?? no husband should have to stick his hand in between his wife's legs like that so she can get out of the car. sick.

Posted at 3:07PM on Jul 18th 2007 by M2

26. ummm...Classy is NOT wearing a hooker dress over the age of 30. This is what seperates trashy dressers (Posh or whatever) from the classy dressers (Nicole Kidman). Ever notice the only "celebrities" with panty shots are the less talented B or C list. We will NEVER see a panty shot of the A list actresses, such as Hilary Swank or Nicole Kidman. Its always the bimbos who market their sexuality that get exposed not the real talent that doesn't have to resort to such cheap PR.

Go back to England you tart!!

Posted at 9:44PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Kate

27. These two are far from family oriented. She is an attention whore, and he cheats on her. They stay together for one reason--fame. They both love it so much, they will stay together just to get it. She does nothing, and he came to America to play soccer? There isn't even a national league!

Posted at 2:45PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Camilla

28. Maybe she should just wear underwear so we all do not have to see her nasty, old, british, stinky taco.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 18th 2007 by johnny

29. Way to go Posh, a little class in a sleazy town. She was more than likely wearing her underware but still didn't want the rest of the world to know what color they were. The soon to be has-beens in music and movies should be taking a few grown up lessons from her.

Posted at 2:57PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Michaele

30. She will Fit Right in With the Hollywood Hoochies !!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:49PM on Jul 18th 2007 by YUCK!!!!!!!!

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