Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!



Tags: David Beckham, DavidBeckham, Victoria Beckham, VictoriaBeckham

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31. Good Lord, people! Who doesn't know a lady that's worn a tight, skimpy dress for a night on the town? I've certainly seen chicks wearing less in public. If photographers crouched down by your car door with their zoom lenses every time your wife or girlfriend got in, I'm sure they would get an eyeful, too, no matter what she was or was not wearing. While it looks goofy, good for Becks for helping her out. I'd rather do that for my girl than have her feel like she can't wear what she wants to.

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 18th 2007 by jt_boi

32. WHO WOULD WANT TO SEE IT ANYWAYS? ANOTHER MEDIA WHORE COUPLE- SHES NOT ALL THAT CUTE AND NEITHER IS HE, THEY SHOULD GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM, ENOUGH WHITE TRASH NEWS ALREADY---- WEAR PANTIES AND A DRESS THAT FITS AND THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF A CAR LIKE A NORMAL LADY SHOULD
BUT THEN AGAIN SHE ISNT MUCH OF A LADY

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 18th 2007 by ura dork

33. Posh and Becks thank you for showing consideration for each other. How nice David is to take care his wife is not inadvertently exposed.

So far, no drunken escapades, nightly club jaunts, car crashes, etc. That's refreshing.

LOVED the NBC show. She looks great, has a wonderful self-deprecating manner, (it's work being that fabulous!) and seems to love her family.

Hey you two, give us American's time. Give back some of what you've been given. Make being "celeb" something good!

Posted at 3:00PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Also Happy To Be Me

34. Hey Happy to be me-

Don't apolgize for me! What is so classy about these two? Give me a break! They are no different than any of the Hollywood goof balls they will soon be hangin' out with!

She has already insulted us with her comment on how we dress. I'm sure she is pissed they have thoughts of getting rid of her show for lack of viewers. I'm glad no one cares.

He is a big fat cheater and she is the moron who stays with him inspite of this MAJOR flaw. Next we will see pictures of him doin' some other bimbo on the internet and it will be poor Posh the dippy spice.

Just because you are English by no means does it mean you are respectable.

Posted at 3:02PM on Jul 18th 2007 by America Rules

35. Class? class is dressing like a lady, not a two bit slut that shows her WHO WHO when gettin out of a car.Dress like a lady not a slut, oh I forgot you are a slut

Posted at 3:11PM on Jul 18th 2007 by ura dork

36. thats funny........i thought her show did great on ratings, at least thats what i read.......

anyways, maybe all of the haters on here should get a life. Just because they got money and are beyond happy together, that doesn't give anyone the right to say such disrespectful things. that makes you even worse then the people you were talking about in the first place. Idiots.

Posted at 1:47AM on Jul 20th 2007 by lisa mare

37. Love it! Shows her & her mans CLASS!! I wish he was my handsome hero!! now thats "MAJOR" love VB she rocks!

Posted at 3:17PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Joeyma8

38. That scratch and sniff sounds like a good idea, but your forgot taste. Yum!!!

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 18th 2007 by rican

39. Camilla - you are a f-in moron....

"he came to America to play soccer? There isn't even a national league!"

Actually there is... and the Galaxy is paying him something like $250 million...

THAT is why they moved... idiot...

Leave em be... You don't get a $250 million offer to play soccer if you havn't busted your a$$... And so what if Posh does nothing... thats what a wife is supposed to do when her husband makes 1/4 a BILLION dollars...

bunch a haters!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Carl

40. Classy-this cou[le is far from that. Attention! Attention!! that is, what they want.
She is ugly, anorexic bitch. Who cares about het????

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 18th 2007 by lady

41. So cute David. Way to go!

Posted at 3:15PM on Jul 18th 2007 by You the Man

42. Hey #35 I always put my hand between my wife's legs when she gets out of the car :) Some times my finger slips. oops

Posted at 3:17PM on Jul 18th 2007 by rican

43. I'm beginning to like them more and more. On her show the other night, I noticed that she made sure that she was always covered. Once when wearing her bathing suit and another time while she was kneeling on the floor looking for something. I don't think we'll be seeing nasty nasty stuff from Victoria B. I think the usual nasties could take a lesson from them. Yes, I call that class.

Posted at 3:19PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Michelle L

44. LOLOLOL, welcome to America Posh, show us your goods baby!

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 18th 2007 by zeldacanuck

45. Nobody wants to see her 'wings' anyway!

She looks like she's perpetually on the rag!!

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 18th 2007 by True That

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