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Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

7/18/2007 2:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!

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46.

val    

No one really wants to see E.T's prick!

2619 days ago
47.

Desiree    

Let's see, Victoria spreads her legs in a photo shoot and shows the world her big ugly cotton panties with the extra heavy crotch that looked like there is a pad sticking out the side, NOW she's all modest? She's not only a homely anorexic ugly-boobed no-talent skank, she is a hypocrite too. Go back to England, Beckhams, David has "injuries" and won't even be earning that mountain of money, and Victoria is the Queen of Vapid. No wonder England is so happy to see them go.

2619 days ago
48.

melissa    

He's such a gentleman!! What an awesome husband!! He's gorgeous, too, and that's not bad.

2619 days ago
49.

QUINCYGIRL    

CLASSY COUPLE. VICTORIA SAYS SHE WOULD NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT HER KNICKERS. I LIKE THIS COUPLE. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO JEALOUS!!!!

2619 days ago
50.

Kelly    

Who said she doesn't have panties on? you guys just assume - her husband was being so kind to help her cover herself getting out of the vehicle - I'm sure he doesn't want anyone seeing her privates panties on or off.....so get over it already.

2619 days ago
51.

lottapaws    

There is an easy way to enter and leave a car without showing between your legs, and you can do so without the use of your purse or your boyfriend's hand as a cover. As one old enough to have worn micro minis, I can attest to the successfulness of the simple procedure.

2619 days ago
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Desiree    

Why would any women be jealous of Victoria, LOL. She has a bad boob job and can't smile and has to be covered up all the time, even in photos in which she is parading around in (ugly-a$$) underwear. As for David being a gentleman, why would he mind anything showing this time when they BOTH allowed themselves to be photographed in dumb looking underwear. Victoria did spread her legs wide, as another poster commented, and her crotch was fully exposed. David had his silly-looking briefs pulled up his a$$ but NOW he is going to be oh so careful the paps don't get even a teensy glimpse of what they have gladly already shown in their now infamous underwear photos? ANYTHING the paps could have got here would have been a fraction of what these two twits showed when they were photographed in their underwear. And who would even want to see Victoria's underwear, it is pretty gross anyway. This is just a hoot, they are trying to look like they are just too classy to even allow an accidental miniscule peek, but they do a bunch of photos ONLY in their underwear. Idiots.

2619 days ago
53.

Avamp1    

TMZ you pay people to run around to take crotch shots, or are they your personal "jack off" photos for later?

2619 days ago
54.

Joy    

Good Job David, you protect your wife. Ha ha ha TMZ thought they were going to humiliate another entertainer.

2619 days ago
55.

Stuck in the 80s    

Is the whole pantyless shot a phenomenon of the current decade? You'd never catch the ladies of the '80s pulling that stunt. More on the ladies of the 80s at blogs.tampabay.com/80s

2619 days ago
56.

Rick    

Craig

The word you used for the media is totaly ment for YOU

2619 days ago
57.

Paps are Pigs    

God, he's so hot...and considerate.

Now, let's hope the paps don't chase him and family back to Euroland.

2619 days ago
58.

me    

Why can't a woman get out of a car without someone trying to get a picture of her crotch?!! The paparazzi are total pigs. I'm glad she was able to keep hers blocked, using that bag and her husband's hand. That's pretty nasty of the photographers. What a classless group of people.

2619 days ago
59.

Desiree    

So if he's considerate here cuz he is hiding the ugly skank's vag from the paps, then what was he when he let his wife get photographed in nothing BUT her underwear? If she IS wearing underwear in this photo, what would be the big deal if a pap got a shot, she already allowed herself to be photographed in underwear, and she DID spread her legs wide for those photos. They need to make up their minds, they get photographed in their underwear, then pretend to be all shy and demure for the paps. LMAO!


2619 days ago
60.

Inkystuff    

Ms. Beckham does wear underwear! On her first episode the other night she said she doesn't understand why people don't wear their knickers. She was very classy about it! Piss off all you losers!

2619 days ago
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