Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!



Tags: David Beckham, DavidBeckham, Victoria Beckham, VictoriaBeckham

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61. So if he's considerate here cuz he is hiding the ugly skank's vag from the paps, then what was he when he let his wife get photographed in nothing BUT her underwear? If she IS wearing underwear in this photo, what would be the big deal if a pap got a shot, she already allowed herself to be photographed in underwear, and she DID spread her legs wide for those photos. They need to make up their minds, they get photographed in their underwear, then pretend to be all shy and demure for the paps. LMAO!


Posted at 5:01PM on Jul 18th 2007 by LMAO

62. Ms. Beckham does wear underwear! On her first episode the other night she said she doesn't understand why people don't wear their knickers. She was very classy about it! Piss off all you losers!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jul 18th 2007 by J.

63. Welcome to America the land of the free and the over exposed Crotch!!

Posted at 5:56PM on Jul 29th 2007 by britneys crotch

64. Welcome to America the land of the free and the over exposed Crotch!!

Posted at 5:57PM on Jul 29th 2007 by britneys crotch

65. "Piss off?" uh oh, that's what they always say when they can't get out from under THE TRUTH.

Let's see: THESE paps are "pigs" because Victoria had to try to keep her crotch from being photographed, but the OTHER photographers are NOT pigs for photographing Victoria's crotch. So we have Victoria and David posing in skimpy underwear for publicity shots, Victoria even spreads her legs in these so we get full frontal crotch of her in her panties, but this is OK and a photo that would hardly show anything at all makes THAT pap a "pig." And who should "piss off?" Yeah, SO classy, posing in their underwear then acting so demure later, like they would be SO embarrassed if a pap got a tiny peep of what we have all seen SO much more of already. LMAO!

Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 18th 2007 by LMAO

66. It amazes me how every one has their 2 cents...but hey your 2 cents has no value....anyway gotta love David Beckham...he is so freaking hot...am jealous of Posh.....I can tolerate Posh than Britney and the others who walk around with so much money and are so unhappy...trying to find happiness in the wrong places......

Posted at 9:43PM on Jul 18th 2007 by DON''T HATE

67. At least there is some class in hollywood

Posted at 5:44PM on Jul 18th 2007 by TBA

68. Standing up, our dresses fit fine and the short length is great, but getting in and out of cars can be tricky. You have to swing both legs out at the same time and hopefully you have “a hand” to help you stand up (or you have to wiggle up).

I think she was just trying to get out of the car and he helped her. No biggie.

Posted at 5:48PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Ms Jones

69. Ok in a weird way, this is really sweet. It shows that he loves her and doesnt want her to be embarrased the next day when the photos come out. She is the mother of his children and he loves and respects her. Thats sweet!

Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Allison

70. Don't care-they are already overexposed -Just go away losers and who gives a flip about soccer,what she ants or what they do!!!!!!! Nobody want to see her taco !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:15PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Hey

71. i guess none of you saw her special did you .? i guess paris has now been replaced as one of the most vapid people on earth . this beckham chick is the most airheaded publicity lovin person i ever saw in my life , no wonder he cheated on her . he simply wants someone to talk to geez how could you talk to a doll , its barely alive , im sure her kids will be as shallow as she is

Posted at 6:06PM on Jul 18th 2007 by smokeyrose

72. Dumbass whore

Posted at 6:11PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Posh

73. Nobody wants to see that dried up taco :(~

Posted at 6:13PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Posh

74. Guess it ain't difficult to figure out why David is "dippin' it" somewhere else. Posh is a fake *ss ho. So full of herself. What a B-I-T-C-H. Go back across the pond, sweetie, we don't need anymore exploding egos here. Leave your husband though!

Posted at 6:39PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Yikes-A-Hooty

75. watched her show i really liked it she is funny & classy..

Posted at 6:32PM on Jul 18th 2007 by laurie

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