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Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

7/18/2007 2:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!

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61.

brandon    

Welcome to America the land of the free and the over exposed Crotch!!

2624 days ago
62.

brandon    

Welcome to America the land of the free and the over exposed Crotch!!

2624 days ago
63.

Desiree    

"Piss off?" uh oh, that's what they always say when they can't get out from under THE TRUTH.

Let's see: THESE paps are "pigs" because Victoria had to try to keep her crotch from being photographed, but the OTHER photographers are NOT pigs for photographing Victoria's crotch. So we have Victoria and David posing in skimpy underwear for publicity shots, Victoria even spreads her legs in these so we get full frontal crotch of her in her panties, but this is OK and a photo that would hardly show anything at all makes THAT pap a "pig." And who should "piss off?" Yeah, SO classy, posing in their underwear then acting so demure later, like they would be SO embarrassed if a pap got a tiny peep of what we have all seen SO much more of already. LMAO!

2624 days ago
64.

HappyLou    

It amazes me how every one has their 2 cents...but hey your 2 cents has no value....anyway gotta love David Beckham...he is so freaking hot...am jealous of Posh.....I can tolerate Posh than Britney and the others who walk around with so much money and are so unhappy...trying to find happiness in the wrong places......

2624 days ago
65.

tba    

At least there is some class in hollywood

2624 days ago
66.

Fan    

Standing up, our dresses fit fine and the short length is great, but getting in and out of cars can be tricky. You have to swing both legs out at the same time and hopefully you have “a hand” to help you stand up (or you have to wiggle up).

I think she was just trying to get out of the car and he helped her. No biggie.

2624 days ago
67.

Allison    

Ok in a weird way, this is really sweet. It shows that he loves her and doesnt want her to be embarrased the next day when the photos come out. She is the mother of his children and he loves and respects her. Thats sweet!

2624 days ago
68.

Amy Silverman    

Don't care-they are already overexposed -Just go away losers and who gives a flip about soccer,what she ants or what they do!!!!!!! Nobody want to see her taco !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2624 days ago
69.

pattycakes    

i guess none of you saw her special did you .? i guess paris has now been replaced as one of the most vapid people on earth . this beckham chick is the most airheaded publicity lovin person i ever saw in my life , no wonder he cheated on her . he simply wants someone to talk to geez how could you talk to a doll , its barely alive , im sure her kids will be as shallow as she is

2624 days ago
70.

Amy Silverman    

Dumbass whore

2624 days ago
71.

Amy Silverman    

Nobody wants to see that dried up taco :(~

2624 days ago
72.

Yikes-A-Hooty    

Guess it ain't difficult to figure out why David is "dippin' it" somewhere else. Posh is a fake *ss ho. So full of herself. What a B-I-T-C-H. Go back across the pond, sweetie, we don't need anymore exploding egos here. Leave your husband though!

2624 days ago
73.

L.S    

watched her show i really liked it she is funny & classy..

2624 days ago
74.

Pancha    

Is that David??? Dont Really look like him!

2624 days ago
75.

JEEZLOUISE    

Love It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is so even hotter now.

2624 days ago
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