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Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

7/18/2007 2:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!

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91.

Just the Facts    

Wear underwear you slut! Then your husband won't have to stick his hand over your crotch.

2621 days ago
92.

Beth    

Brilliant!!

2620 days ago
93.

whocares?    

they're not gonna show it 4 free!!!

2619 days ago
94.

I Don't think so    

Glad to see that there are one or two comments here that aren't made by 12 year olds.. Anyone ever hear of commenting on the story and not being perverts? I know, no one can see who you are so you are free to make a complete azz of yourself. Her husband helped her out of a car protecting her dignity. There are gentlemen in the world, few as they may be. Sure are NOT on this blog, only perverts for the most part. Who bothers reading after about 10 sickos? mk - yours was the closest to being a decent post..thanks for that after the other morons. I quit bothering reading them after yours.. and kym you are sick - seek help.

2619 days ago
95.

I Don't think so    

Americansarestupid - there are other things going on in this country, and this blog IS for CELEB news - hello??? If you wanna biotch about the rest, find the proper blogs..no one forced you here. BTW _ America has a capital A but you carry on about "oh the sky is falling, the war is important wah wah." NOT the place for that crap. David Beckham helped his wife out of a car safely - that's THIS topic. Don't like it - go elsewhere. No one's twisting your arm sheesh! Some of perfer "light" reading and not all doom and gloom..grow up!

2619 days ago
96.

american eagle    

Kudo's to you, David.

Just think...if Americans didn't have such a sick appetite for the "need-to-see" this thread wouldn't be here.

2619 days ago
97.

Wow    

Haters. Why care what the hell kind of underwear , if any, someone else is wearing? Especially someone you don't know. And it is her husband, not some random dude. It is not nasty to him. Maybe she shouldn't wear such a tight dress, but that is her decision to be uncomfortable. Why look if it really disgusts you? Isn't that sick in itself? Maybe it's not so classy to wear such a tight dress, but it is classy to not want to expose yourself. It is also, thought, not classy of a bunch of photographers to aim their cameras and take picturers of anyone's private areas without permision. It does not look like she is giving permission when she is covering herself along with her husband assistance.

2618 days ago
98.

santa monica mama    

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A GENTLEMAN ... NOT ONLY IS HE HANDSOME, BUT HE IS ALSO PROTECTING HER FROM THOSE LITTLE NASTY PICTURES THAT POP UP ON AISLE # 9 AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE... hee hee = )

we see more cracks in those magazines than we do on the sidewalks !

2618 days ago
99.

Janet    

He is sooo sweet. Now that's a man for you! They knew what the paparazzi are looking for and he was protecting his woman. How coool!

2618 days ago
100.

happy day    

6 months they will be divorced, some hot american girl will take him away with ease. Posh is done, her show and the new spice girl thing is the end of her.

2617 days ago
101.

happy day    

goalposts??? posh has mud flaps down there by now, that has been torn up!!

2617 days ago
102.

SoCal    

First off, #3 is an idiot. Don't blame this wonderful town. It's just some people. I don't know anyone here who doesn't mind exposing their crotch to the world.

Second, why can't Victoria just wear panties in the first place?

2612 days ago
103.

twitchybutswirly    

i do have to agree with the numerous postings about the paparazzi forever trying to get an "upskirt" shot. i'm sick of seeing every girl in a short skirt's vag. i do also have to agree that most of the hollywood smut-set gives these shots away like it's cute. it's not. there is, however, a way to depart your vehicle without flashing your naughty bits in a short skirt. maybe they should all gather in someone's garage and practice getting in and out of a car with some modesty.

2609 days ago
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