Crotch-Block It Like Beckham

Now that they've settled in L.A., there's one aspect of American celebrity that Posh & Becks just won't tolerate -- the ubiquitous pantyless crotch shot! Sideways smile for the camera!

With his wife sporting one of her typical too-tight-to-sit-down dresses, David came to Posh's aid by using his hand to cover up her spicy lady parts from the prying eyes of paps. Hey, it's Victoria's secret!

If only Paris, Britney and Lindsay had a hunky blonde soccer stud to guard their goal posts! Score!



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121. Americansarestupid - there are other things going on in this country, and this blog IS for CELEB news - hello??? If you wanna biotch about the rest, find the proper blogs..no one forced you here. BTW _ America has a capital A but you carry on about "oh the sky is falling, the war is important wah wah." NOT the place for that crap. David Beckham helped his wife out of a car safely - that's THIS topic. Don't like it - go elsewhere. No one's twisting your arm sheesh! Some of perfer "light" reading and not all doom and gloom..grow up!

Posted at 2:16PM on Jul 21st 2007 by America has a capital A DUH

122. Kudo's to you, David.

Just think...if Americans didn't have such a sick appetite for the "need-to-see" this thread wouldn't be here.

Posted at 8:59PM on Jul 21st 2007 by american eagle

123. Haters. Why care what the hell kind of underwear , if any, someone else is wearing? Especially someone you don't know. And it is her husband, not some random dude. It is not nasty to him. Maybe she shouldn't wear such a tight dress, but that is her decision to be uncomfortable. Why look if it really disgusts you? Isn't that sick in itself? Maybe it's not so classy to wear such a tight dress, but it is classy to not want to expose yourself. It is also, thought, not classy of a bunch of photographers to aim their cameras and take picturers of anyone's private areas without permision. It does not look like she is giving permission when she is covering herself along with her husband assistance.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jul 22nd 2007 by Wow

124. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A GENTLEMAN ... NOT ONLY IS HE HANDSOME, BUT HE IS ALSO PROTECTING HER FROM THOSE LITTLE NASTY PICTURES THAT POP UP ON AISLE # 9 AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE... hee hee = )

we see more cracks in those magazines than we do on the sidewalks !

Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 22nd 2007 by santa monica mama

125. He is sooo sweet. Now that's a man for you! They knew what the paparazzi are looking for and he was protecting his woman. How coool!

Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Janet

126. 6 months they will be divorced, some hot american girl will take him away with ease. Posh is done, her show and the new spice girl thing is the end of her.

Posted at 9:44AM on Jul 23rd 2007 by tigger

127. goalposts??? posh has mud flaps down there by now, that has been torn up!!

Posted at 9:46AM on Jul 23rd 2007 by tigger

128. First off, #3 is an idiot. Don't blame this wonderful town. It's just some people. I don't know anyone here who doesn't mind exposing their crotch to the world.

Second, why can't Victoria just wear panties in the first place?

Posted at 2:16AM on Aug 2nd 2007 by SoCal

129. i do have to agree with the numerous postings about the paparazzi forever trying to get an "upskirt" shot. i'm sick of seeing every girl in a short skirt's vag. i do also have to agree that most of the hollywood smut-set gives these shots away like it's cute. it's not. there is, however, a way to depart your vehicle without flashing your naughty bits in a short skirt. maybe they should all gather in someone's garage and practice getting in and out of a car with some modesty.

Posted at 10:02PM on Jul 31st 2007 by twitchybutswirly

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