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Katie Holmes Continues to Scientolo-age

TMZ isn't the only one to notice that 28-year-old robomom Katie Holmes is already going through the change! She needs diuretics, not Dianetics!
Katie Holmes
Last month, TMZ pointed out
how the third Mrs. Cruise appeared to be morphing from a young Hollywood starlet into a middle-aged yenta. These hot flashes are killin' me! Now even Us Weekly is picking up on the Bride of Xenu's marm-alicious metamorphosis by comparing Katie's menopausal mode to 50-year-old Princess Caroline of Monaco! She's gone from Dawson's Creek to Golden Pond!

Nothing ages a gal like being married ... against her will!



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1. I think Katie Holmes is a sweetie pie. I like her!

Posted at 5:41PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Kara

2. Poor Katie! That Scientology shi@ will make you whacky really quickly! So may levels, so little time...........

Posted at 5:42PM on Jul 18th 2007 by My Oh My

3. WHO REALLY CARESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHY DONT THEY JUST GIVE TO CHARITY

KATIE WAS PAID $5 MILLION DOLLARS TO MARRY TOM CRUISE ANYWAYS

WHEN SHE EVER DIVORCES HIM ......SHE WILL RECIEVE ANOTHER $30 + MILLION.

THIS IS ANOTHER WIERD FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.................

Posted at 5:44PM on Jul 18th 2007 by CRUISE FAMILY ARE ALL WEIRDOS ......PAY HIS GF TO MARRY HIM ....LOL ...

4. Katie is all washed up. 'Nuf said.

Posted at 5:53PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Yikes-A-Hooty

5. OK don't you think she has some control i mean being married to a rich crazy dude does have perks disposal income.

Posted at 5:54PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Dawn

6.
Tom cruise is gay, and she's an incubator hag, just like michael jackson and debbie rowe.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jul 18th 2007 by perry

7. Posh says to keep your gay husband away from hers NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Posted at 6:15PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Posh

8. Well, Princess Caroline looks great. Not so sure about young Katie tho. Blame it on Tom!

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Liz

9. Whoa!! hold the press did I see the word ROBO!! Thats it, where is my picket sign lemme call AL..

Posted at 6:26PM on Jul 18th 2007 by larry

10. Hahahaha, she tries to copy Caroline, the nerve!!!! too funny.

Posted at 6:30PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Nicole

11. What a dumbass she needs to get away from that Gay man and his cult or she gets what she deserves idiot!!!!!

Posted at 6:37PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Hey

12. I used to like Tom Cruise. But I started paying close attention to how he met Katie, their courtship and their marriage? Something isn't right about that whole situation. It is weird. I think that he is too old for her also. Let's face it. The guy got a little weird after meeting her. The couch thing? His actions were not okay. Kooky.... I think someone needs to rescue Katie and that little girl. Will he dump her in ten years? hmmmmmmmmmm

Posted at 6:38PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Caroline

13. I think she is very much in love with him, and he with her. I think they will have another child in the not to distant future. Why can't you all ACCEPT it and get over it all ready??? Gee you are all so mean. At least she isn't trying to be a sex goddess. She is looking like a refined woman for goodness sakes. She shows class.

Posted at 6:48PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Lori

14. How come katie is a ROBOMOM and Beyonce a ROBOHO?
Harvey levin check yourself and apologise to Beyonce for your rudeness.

Posted at 6:57PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Oro

15. Well, Princess Caroline looks really good! Not so sure about young Katie tho. Blame it on Tom!

Posted at 7:03PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Liz

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