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Katie Holmes Continues to Scientolo-age

TMZ isn't the only one to notice that 28-year-old robomom Katie Holmes is already going through the change! She needs diuretics, not Dianetics!
Katie Holmes
Last month, TMZ pointed out
how the third Mrs. Cruise appeared to be morphing from a young Hollywood starlet into a middle-aged yenta. These hot flashes are killin' me! Now even Us Weekly is picking up on the Bride of Xenu's marm-alicious metamorphosis by comparing Katie's menopausal mode to 50-year-old Princess Caroline of Monaco! She's gone from Dawson's Creek to Golden Pond!

Nothing ages a gal like being married ... against her will!



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31. God forbid that Mr. Cruise's wife should look too much younger than him. Now that she looks 10 years older, they're a perfect-looking couple!

Posted at 11:46PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Christy

32. Against her will my azz! Is there a gun pointed to her head? Wassa matta wit U.

Posted at 9:25PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Tammi

33. Like being compared to Princess Caroline is a bad thing? We should all look as good as her @ any age!!

Posted at 9:28PM on Jul 18th 2007 by rminva

34. zzzzzmess you ask what has Cruise done to hurt anyone? Well for starters he is one of the more vocal critics of the mentally ill getting proper psychiatric care. Just last week 2 more people died due to his cult's quackery. He and others who push this "religion" are indirectly responsible. Did any women stop taking meds for post partum depression and harm their kids after Cruise's rant on Today show? Maybe. Scientology is a dangerous cult that has caused many to now be rotting in a grave somewhere. Think about that before you go off on another tangent. $cientology KILLS

Posted at 10:25PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Jenna

35. comparing katie to Caroline is an insult to Caroline. She's far more attractive. Katie used to be a doll, look how far she's sunk, all due to the arrogant, humorless, controlling, Cruise.
So funny that the midget's career is in the toilet, right where it should be. Older women, 30's and 40's, hate him for his rants against PPD. Younger women think he's an old freak. Couldn't happen to a nicer Rondroid.

Posted at 10:32PM on Jul 18th 2007 by poor katie

36. I see we have some Scientology shills on the forum tonight. Care to talk about the many crimes perpetrated by your cult of greed? The deaths, the fraud, the Ponzi schemes, the slum landlords, the child molestors, the bilking people out of there life savings, the infilltration of government offices, the stalking and harassing, the lawsuits against anyone who speaks out against your cult? Hmmmmm? Wanna talk about that you f****** whacked cult bastards?

Posted at 10:44PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Kacey

37. I cant wait untill Katie returns to us Earthlings

Posted at 11:42PM on Jul 18th 2007 by LizardKingneverdied

38. Damn this is mean. Yeah she's married to creepy Tom Cruise, but they seem happy so why so much hating?????

Posted at 3:44AM on Jul 19th 2007 by M

39. Wow, Princess Caroline looks AMAZING for 50!!!

Posted at 11:27AM on Jul 19th 2007 by ukgirl

40. katie holmes always dressed like a 50 year old woman. this is nothing new, TMZ! was there ever a time you saw katie out in the clubs with her boobs and ass out?? nope! she was always homely. who cares??

Posted at 3:29AM on Jul 19th 2007 by fetacheese

41. I think the dress looks cute on Katie and to young and short for the princess C.
The press is really tearing that girl up. They dont know jack about what she believes.
Because she is a good mom does not make her a robot! are we shocked by a good mom after having Brittney shoved on us each day?. Sometimes this stuff gets to petty and imature.

Posted at 3:56AM on Jul 19th 2007 by Kris

42. Katie has no taste in clothes . . . or men.

Posted at 6:52AM on Jul 19th 2007 by mindy

43. Katie is dressing older, but jave you looked at what Tom likes to run around in? Those 3 piece suite: yech!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe Posh & Becks can give them some fashion advice.

Posted at 6:56AM on Jul 19th 2007 by liz

44. In most instances, Katie's current clothes consist of high fashion, combined with the fact that she's conservative about showing a lot of skin; which as a (public) mom, is probably reasonable. She's too old to continue to dress like a Dawson's Creek spawn of yuppie-teenybopper, so the leap to more sophisticated garb considering the finances at her disposal is to be expected. What is the alternative, the over-tanned, too blonde, too tight & too-much-cleavage or other bits trashy duds? Perhaps people are missing her former casual look, which wasn't that great, come to think about it. IMHO, I appreciate her effort to try to step things up a bit now that she's a new mom with a pregnancy matured body.

Posted at 7:31AM on Jul 19th 2007 by LightBulb

45. To zzzmess @ 7:40 p.m. - Great comment, I agree. I saw the couch jumping thing, and thought it was some fun, harmless and intentional camera-aimed enthusiasm. Oprah DID play it that way, but also in jest, I think. If not, it's not like she's done such a great job at building a family (life.) She's never married, so it's not surprising she'd think or imply that he's lost his mind at an overt display/expression of love like that. Plus she's extremely pragmatic from the sum of her life experience. That trip with Gayle really got her out of her box. I think she's an incredibly talented person, but also think that she's been short changed in the love department, plus career won out over family. She's so great that the world's best guys should be fighting to ask her out. I guess she has Steadman, but he is so low key he's almost invisible. Besides, not everyone wants marriage and a family, as is her right.

Posted at 7:48AM on Jul 19th 2007 by LightBulb

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