Paris & Pooch: Two Bitches Hang Loose!

136. WHAT A DUMBASS!
THE DOG IS SMARTER AND BETTER LOOKING THAN PARIS!

Someone should smash the board over Hilton's head --- maybe it would jar something into place.

Posted at 10:19PM on Jul 18th 2007 by GOD

137. HAY Martha Stewart..did you just get out of jail? Or crawl out from under your rock? I think "you're" the one who needs to get a good sniff of reality. Thanks for sharing your tips about washing your skanky crotch in the Ocean....How do you know it doesn't get rid of herpes? Keep trying would ya.

Are you hallucinating? Desperate for the spot light ??? that's like saying Queen Ho Latifho is desperate for another burger. PH can't turn around and fart without the press up her butt. She's anything but desperate!

And for your 411....she is the #1 American Icon at present. Far from a laughing stock.. Most Actors would give their left arm to be getting that kind of PR. You've got your facts all backwards...stop smoking that Maryjane!

Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Godzilla

138. I she trying to go back to jail? Far as I know her driver's license is STILL suspended!

Posted at 10:41PM on Jul 18th 2007 by courtney love cox

139. Posh, eat Paris Hilton shorts

Posted at 10:50PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Click

140. And for your 411....she is the #1 American Icon at present. Far from a laughing stock.. Most Actors would give their left arm to be getting that kind of PR. You've got your facts all backwards...stop smoking that Maryjane!

Posted at 10:20PM on Jul 18th 2007 by Godzilla

Thank you for your intelligent insight. It is quite evident that you are a great fan of her "Air-ASS, and as most of her adoring fans, I'm sure you are a 13yr old going through puberty, wishing and hoping that you will be just like her "Air-ASS" when you grow up.
And I certainly wish that for you also.

It is a very pathetic child that idolizes a woman who is a 36yr old, narcissistic, self absorbed, porno, racist, druggie - but then you probably have hounded your parents to buy you a pair of those Big, Ugly, Rose Colored Glasses that she wears, or maybe your parents said a big "NO" so you shoplifted them.

I do hope you grow up to be just like her, with all the fame and glory she has accomplished for being a nobody, high school dropout, loser.

Now that we have this straight - and you have let it be known that you are a left over has been from Woodstock (Maryjane - hahaha) that word is aging you my dear - my best to you and your endeavors of being her Air-ASS's oldest, living fan.

LMFAO - a real "Godzilla" Paris Fan!!! Now that's hot!

Posted at 11:47PM on Jul 18th 2007 by martha

141. As much as I'm not fond of Posh Spice, looks like she is going to upstage Paris as the new "America's Princess" (Paris idolizers refer to Paris as "America's Princess" - idiots).

Maybe that's why Paris is sucking up to her, wanting to be in the Beckham's inner circle.

If I were Posh, I'd be keeping my distance from Paris (she loves to steal her girlfriends boyfriends/husbands), can't get and keep any of her own.

Posh never smiles, looks mean and would probably tear Paris's blonde hair (extensions and all) out by the brown roots, if Paris even looked at David cross eyed.

Oh dear, I forgot Paris already has that "wonky" eye. Maybe she just better keep her distance from the Beckham's! She is probably considered white trash by them anyway.

Posted at 12:15AM on Jul 19th 2007 by anonymous

142. eeewwww, Paris that looks just plain NASTY!One might think your meeting up with the Olsen twins showing up with an outfit (suit) like that on. OMG It is seriously awful.....

Posted at 1:06AM on Jul 19th 2007 by kittin luves pie

143. Sounds Like you've made a lot of eerrrr....friends, here on the internet.

And going on that rant about the 60"s. You have the imagination of a pencil. Why don't you go take a good bowl movement. It sounds like your mind is constipated.

Just do yourself a favor and take your head out of your a** the air is much fresher out here. It must very painful to be so jealous of Paris......Your boyfriend probably beats-off to her everyday. Grow up you little baby!!!

Posted at 2:31AM on Jul 19th 2007 by That poor Ho martha...just another nobody

144. Okay folks,

It's time for me to go take my meds now, eat my ice cream and stop stealing everyone's screen name. I just love playing games like this.

I can't help myself. I have no life. I am on meds. from being raped, which gave me Herpes, MS and tranquilizers from being so traumatized.

I have no friends, just the computer. I tried to be everyone's friend, but no one likes me.
Will any of you be my friend??

I need to rest now. I've been on TMZ all day. I hope I haven't insulted any of you. I just get over zealous with my love for Paris and wish I was just like her. I've written to her soooooo many times, but I haven't gotten a letter back yet.

Well, I'll see you all in the morning. I'll be posting very early, as always.

PEACE & LOVE
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Posted at 2:48AM on Jul 19th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

145. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...now your showing your true colors.... well from your previous posts...it all sounds like it could very well be be the true you.

Posted at 2:56AM on Jul 19th 2007 by Poor martha, Once a has been always a has been, just a nobady

146. Parasite is just like her car, a BENT-LAY, only she's a cheaper ride.

Posted at 3:12AM on Jul 19th 2007 by anonymous

147. Go eat your ice cream and take your meds martha..it's past your bedtime!

Posted at 3:14AM on Jul 19th 2007 by Poor Pooor Martha, Just a nobody

148. She doesnt need a board to use she sould probably sail to China on those ski boat size feet the skank has.
Feel sorry for the poor pooch, can you imagine Paris taking care of the pooch
she is one nasty looking bitch Paris not the dog
dog is actually cute

Posted at 8:59AM on Jul 19th 2007 by ura dork

149. Someone should tell her to take off the plastic wrap before going to the beach!!

Posted at 12:04PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Dan R.

150. Elderly ladies feet and ankles anyone?

Posted at 10:58AM on Jul 19th 2007 by Karan