"1 Night In Paris" Gets Prison Makeover

16. With every new hack publicity release by these so called stars, I hear the voice of the "star" saying, "See, I'm dumber now than I was when I staged my last publicity stunt."

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Fries with that

17. IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN WHY NOT DO A NEW PORN TAPE
FOR THE PORN INDUSTRY. I'M SURE IT WOULD DO VERY
WELL. AND WHILE AT IT DO SOME CAUSES FOR THE PORN INDUSTRY IF THEY HAVE ANY.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jul 19th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

18. This is trash. Leave Paris alone. Give her a break!

Posted at 2:36PM on Jul 19th 2007 by mary

19. Oh No doubt she's getting her cut or it wouldn't have made it to the market. Have any of you ever heard of something called 2257 it's a law in your country and it requires that EVERY adult film have on record a signed release and copies of ID of anyone appearing in the adult film. She had to sign off on it or it wouldn't have been published and sold. If she didn't then she could have just reported The Ex Mr. Shannon Doherty to the FBI.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 19th 2007 by JD

20. Where's the Kim Cardassian urinal cake vid?

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 19th 2007 by p.

21. I still can't wait for the Paris/Screech porn video to come out. Somehow these two deserve each other

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Lyin eyes

22. I bet this will be offered for sale in the "Everything Paris" shop that will be inside the "Paris Playhouse" that this lying skank told Barbara Walters (jailhouse call read by Walters on the View) she wanted to build!

Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 19th 2007 by jane

23. It includes a bonus behind the scenes narrated by her mother , the main feature has an audio commentary by her Daddy and a cd/dvd with samples from her new masterpiece of an album coming out with videos for future hits. The first thousand to be sold will include a bottle of pills for herpes treatment, and the jewel-box cover will be scratch and sniff (at your own risk) so let us all Paris Hilton lovers out there and while she spreads her joy for you, you will spread your hard earned money to see our favourite tramp in an Oscar winning deserved performance, the envy of the talented blower Lohan. While suplies last or before TMZ takes down my post. No food stamp cards allowed.

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 19th 2007 by The Phantom

24. Her parents must be so proud of her... Wouldnt suprise me if her parents own a copy that they watch when they are alone. Sick people.

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 19th 2007 by LUCKY

25. 25. I bet this will be offered for sale in the "Everything Paris" shop that will be inside the "Paris Playhouse" that this lying skank told Barbara Walters (jailhouse call read by Walters on the View) she wanted to build!Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 19th 2007 by jane

Right you are but Barbara is no better when she said she likes her because she is a "nice" person. Did Babs see the tape of her laughing at various people who "were only worth a few million $"; or when she laughed at people who didn't live in upper-class neighborhoods like her; or when her friend "greasy bear" made filthy remarks about Lohan & she laughingly urged him on. If she was such a nice person she wouldn't have taken part in such nasty behavior & if Barbara was a "nice" person she wouldn't suck up to the Hilton family so she can get interviews of their "nice" daughter.

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Ramie

26. DOes it show her boning Baca?

Posted at 4:28PM on Jul 19th 2007 by val

27. So it's really one HOUR in Paris. She must not be any good if it takes that long. In the words of Bob Marley, "Skank it up slow!"

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 19th 2007 by The_Shoparazzi

28. Are you kidding me ? Yes I admit I watched the first one just to see what all the hype was about and after watching it we couldnt stop laughing!!! ive seen more action from a corpse! What a horrible lay for any dude! Nowonder why she cant keep a guy !! All she cared about was looking at herself and fluttering her Lazy eye !! Go away Paris !! There are soo many other beautiful girls out there that deserve to have the picture taken .. because you are a waste of film !!

Posted at 5:16PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Faith

29. PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
AS I WANT TO SLEEP NEXT TO YOU IN THE CASTLE THAT FLIES AND TO GIVE YOU A MARVELOUS KISS ON YOUR HEART
BY
CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
I LOVE YOU MORE OF ETERNAL LOVE PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 1981

Posted at 5:38PM on Jul 19th 2007 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

30.
Hey Paris, if u want some real FUN...holla!!!

Posted at 5:45PM on Jul 19th 2007 by escort for hire