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Nick n' Ness: Busy Doing Nothing

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spend more time on airplanes than they do working! The twosome played it cool in front of paps outside LAX on Wednesday.

The former Miss Teen USA has no film or TV projects in the works, and the former Mr. Jessica Simpson hasn't touched the Billboard charts since "What's Left of Me" in 2006. Busy in hot tubs!

With all that free time, the least they could do is film a reality show! Then again, last time Nick tried that, it didn't go so well. Calls to Minnillo's reps were unreturned. Lachey's rep said Nick's been "in the studio."



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136. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT WANT TO CALL JESS A HORSE FACE BUT THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE A FRICKING PUG! LMAO

Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 20th 2007 by BEBE

137. vanessa is a skank!!!
Her butthole must be the size of the grand canyon from anal sex.
The american public is waiting for the vanessa minillo has VD story.
VANESSA IS A UGLY SKANK WITH SCARY FEET

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 20th 2007 by vanessa SUCKS

138. I will keep bringing you down Nick until I drain you of every last dime Jessica gave you. I promise I will stop playing with knives & posing naked for the paparizzi! But I still want to use you for movie offers or just any kind of work you can get me, okay.... Can we do another red carpet at the apartment bldg. next door to us, please Nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:36PM on Jul 20th 2007 by V. Minillo

139. I will keep bringing you down Nick until I drain you of every last dime Jessica gave you. I promise I will stop playing with knives & posing naked for the paparizzi! But I still want to use you for movie offers or just any kind of work you can get me, okay.... Can we do another red carpet at the apartment bldg. next door to us, please Nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:36PM on Jul 20th 2007 by V. Minillo

140. Vanessa can you spread your butt cheeks a little more!!!

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Nick Lachey

141. REAL NORMAL PEOPLE. At least Vanessa is not some fake ass Fembot made of plastic!

Posted at 6:49PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Nick + Vanessa = Passionate Lovemaking

142. Jessica is beautiful and ambitious. Why do all the Vanessa fans have to bring up her name all the time?? They are almost as worse as nick...mentioning his heartbreak in his songs.
He needs to sing songs about his current skank partner/ fame seeking slut.
Jessica has moved on...
Vanessa is the unemployed gold-digger... Correction high class call girl

Posted at 7:07PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Naughty nessa & her fleas

143. Jessica is natural..
The only one with plastic in their body is vanessa..
Please remove the vibrator from your butt now already!!!
It is scaring all the passengers on the airplanes - sound like a bomb..
smells like a stink bomb

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 20th 2007 by lol

144. I love these two, they look so comfortable together.

Posted at 7:19PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Love it!

145. They probably snuggle every night. Look good Nick and Vanessa. Take care of each other.

Posted at 7:21PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Love it!

146. Hey you talked about what his Nick's next song would be. Well I already told you.
What does Nick Lachey really do now? **NOTHING** I see him talking about doing things that we don’t see yet. He’s never in the studio. I think he’s too busy hanging with this free sex giving skank. I also believe we can all see this crappy CD coming. I wouldn’t buy that thing. I wouldn’t even do bootleg.

But I will listen to someone else’s so that I can laugh at it. Nick has nothing to cry about now, so I can’t wait to see what‘s next. He dam sure ain’t that happy.

What’s he going to sing about, how good it was in the hot tub?

TRACK 1:

‘”””One day deep inside you down in the heart of Mexico”””’….will probably be the grand title of that mega hit.

TRACK 2:

“””Never a Mexican prostitute baby, it’ll always be only you””” The 2nd grand mega title for the billboards.

I can’t wait for this one. Come on with it Nick. We need to hear a good joke that will last a Loooog time this time around with you Nick Lachey.

Posted at 7:30PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Nick La who

147. Are you serious, did she really get that dress from Target. Because I would not doubt it. It actually looks more like the old K-mart style from waaaay back in the day.

Posted at 7:32PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Candice

148. Vanessa is a HO HO HO HO - move over kim k.

Posted at 7:45PM on Jul 20th 2007 by naughty nessa

149. Do you think she could get any more nasty? She needs to just go away, and take him with her for the ride in more ways than one.

Posted at 7:53PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Abbie

150. Nick new CD..

1. Deep inside loc ness
2.Coozie juice & Gin
3.ANALogy of a lover
4.love me some skank
5.filipinia freaks are the freaks for me
6. Got busted- busting my nuts
7.Ho's get down the best
8. Super freak - re-mastered
9.scary feet don't bother me
10. These heels are made for walking - nick loves wearing ladies shoes
11. I can't hate sushi anymore
12 .One hit wonder super star

Coming to a walmart near you!!

CD features - Taylor Hick's on back up
Lots of moaning and groaning!!
Bumping and grinding -sound affects


Posted at 7:56PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Nick's new CD

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