Train Wrecks
Paula's Not Drunk -- Just Adorable?!

Click to return to TMZ.comWhile Paula Abdul's intoxicating brand of incoherence has many, including David Letterman, questioning her sobriety, the tragically delicious "American Idol" trainwreck told the "Late Show" host that the reason people think she's always drunk is because of her "adorable personality." Slurring is so cute!

After Paula told David how endearing she is, the 45-year-old added, "Wouldn't you want me around 24/7?" Like a hangover that just won't go away!

Paula claims she's never been drunk. Insane -- that's an entirely different story!



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46. Oh, yes..FARRAH-Fallon....

We all KNOW that WHEN a Celebrity says something like "I don't do drugs" "I read the Bible" "I don't drink" "I did not have sex with that woman" "I did not kill Nicole or that boy"
"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world"......That it MUST BE TRUE!!!

Thank you so much for letting us know that Paula is the teller of all that's TRUE.

I am a HUGE Paula fan and have been since the '80's when she used to shake it for the Lakers....but unfortunately watching her in her "altered state" acting like a spoiled brat on her "Reality" show has changed My opinion of her......

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Truth in reporting

47. You said it Wilson!! The woman has lost her mind..now if she would
just lose her way to the cameras

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Colby

48. [[[ Complete and utter whack job, she should save her money this is her last time around in the fame dept!!!]]]]

Well...PA seems to have done well as a laker girl, then choreographer, then recording artist, then idol judge. Often she has a cheerful attitude. But as far as I know she has never had any kids nor a long term relationship. Maybe she chooses wrong or is hard to get along with day in day out?

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Stan

49. There is something drastically wrong with you Farrah Fallon. Sewage mouth degenerate. Are you drinking, too?

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Kim

50. Drunk, sober, whatever... I'd hit it. Straight up.

Posted at 3:36PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Ron

51. Ms. Abdul is talented, and maybe all she needs is some sleep. But I watched a couple of episodes of her Bravo show and the woman is a mess. Can't one of her dozen "assistants" make certain she gets a few hours of sleep, even if she needs a little Lunesta to help her out???

She has all of those people sitting around her, living off of her, saying "yes Paula, yes Paula" and not one stands up and tells her what she really needs to hear, like "you need to see a therapist, or you need to get some sleep by whatever means necessary".

I know she's famous and celebrity has its status and all that - but the woman seemed a little self-centered to me. Especially when she had them unpack her entire luggage at the airport to find something to wear, she had just minutes to get the flight - which they probably held for her, since you can't board a plane in less then 10 minutes.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 19th 2007 by jdsgirl

52. you know... just watching idol I thought the same thing about Paula.. but I've been watching her show and have a better understanding...

When I am just slightly overtired I also act very drunk like....

By slightly overtired, I mean.... after I've worked all day.. my mind is mush... I have a very hard time communicating my thoughts... seem to make up words and will cry at the drop of a pin... ummm... my kids will make fun of me and ask if I am drunk, and I don't drink...? It is bad enough that on my days off my teens will not let me go anywhere by myself because they worry..... I am only 38 years old....

Sooooooo... hopefully...there is a team of doctors out there watching Paula's show and will convince her to get diagnosed.... perhaps if they fix her...they will beable to fix me... LOL

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 19th 2007 by ~also exhausted

53. I think she is adorable! I love her!!!!!

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Love Her

54. thanx stan,,,i didn't think she had any children,,poor girl probably BI-POLAR or some chit, A.I. was fun 4 a bit, i do like Paula,,but after Sanjaya the show will forever be a joke and the singers will never be real stars,,,,,FARRAH gives good hummers..haha

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 19th 2007 by costaMesaboy

55. SHE'S WASTED- AND PAIN PILLS GIVE YOU COTTONMOUTH WORSE THAN SMOKING WEED.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jul 19th 2007 by amandaa

56. Hey...."also exhausted"

why do people keep coming up with LAME excuses for other people's actions??

In your world.....

Nick Nolte was just a "little tired" on the floor of that airport in Hawaii

Paris was just a "little tired" when she got pulled over that night going to In/Out

Nicole Ritchie was just a "little tired" while driving on the wrong side of the road

Mel Gibson was just a "little tired" when he accused the Jews of causing all the wars

LiLo went to rehab because she was just a "little tired"

Dave Chapelle was hospitalized because he was just a "little tired"...oh wait, you bought that one too!!! didn't you........come on......

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 19th 2007 by WTF!!

57. THANK YOU COSTA>>>>>>>>@$#%$#%$^^&^&&&**^%#@

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Farrah Fallon

58. Yoko must be stopped!! uhh...we are talking about yoko, aren't we? I dreamed i was at a yoko concert. that dream was a nightmare, until paula abdul joined her for a duet of "opposites attract". Then it became a life-threatening nightmare. I guess by opposites they mean yoko broke up the beatles but paula thought they were ok in their own way..after all, she may suck as a singer but she sure can judge others, right? I thought the animated tiger in her opposites attract video was far mroe talented and sexier than paula. what do you think? we really dont weant to know but why not ask..

Posted at 6:17PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Randolpho

59. costamesaboy is a moronic idiot!

Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 19th 2007 by FARRAH FALLON

60.
I think Paula Abdul is fantastic. I have never cared for her style of music, but she is a great dancer and I think she is a role model for younger ladies who can see what a person can accomplish with hard work and determination. She is an asset to "IDOL" and, if she is replaced, "IDOL" will not be the same.

As for her "slurring": this could be attributed to any number of things. People who condemn her for this should consider they have not "paid their dues" as she has over the years. So
you armchair critics get off her back. If you can't say something good about her, then keep your opinions to yourself.




Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Mr.D

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