Tori Spelling: Hawking the Family Jewels!

Times are tough in Spellingwood! First, Tori Spelling had a huge garage sale, then she got a job at a bed and breakfast -- and now she's selling her jewelry! Papa can you hear me?!
Tori Spelling
The prodigal daughter turned reality show victim has created a line of "gold-tone" jewelry, exclusively for the Home Shopping Network. Mama needs a brand new pair of shoes! The Tori Spelling Collection includes necklaces, earrings and bracelets -- all bargain priced from $29 to $129. 9021-0h my gawd!

You're not in Holmby Hills anymore, Torithy!



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16. Man all the posts here are sooo funny, especially the one about how no one should be judging Torri's looks. However, I disagree. No one on this planet is as fugly as Torri. Even with all the surgery she's had, she still looks like a horrid creature! YIKES! At first Yorri used to resemble her dad's bug eyes, now she looks like her mamma!

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Baily

17. I never thought that she could look uglier than her "let Donna Martin graduate" days, but Christ she is one effin' ugly dog.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 19th 2007 by WHO?

18. shut it #8, you are a nerd.

Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 19th 2007 by WHO?

19. Man, all the funny posts about horseface are killing me!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Baily

20. Why did her father leave her such a small amount of money when he died?

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 19th 2007 by kelbel

21. You guys are mean. She is actually talented. I love her in the Lifetime movies. She should jump to the big screen.

Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Jilly

22. Does this lady have any shame left? She'd have alot more money if she didn't stab her family in the back. Too bad she picked her gold digging hubby. She needs to rethink her situation. Please, she isn't hardly popular anymore. I realize you need to report but please........Hey, maybe Tori and be Posh Spice's maid......

Posted at 11:41AM on Jul 20th 2007 by EMJ

23. Kate, I totally agree with you. I think it's great Torri is making her own way. She's a strong woman. However, I don't understand how a parent could watch their kid struggle when the parent has it to give. Not saying Torri is struggling, but I'm sure she is compared to how she lived when her Dad was alive. Candy, your greed is not tuff love, but selfish and I think you're jealous of your girl. Torri keep on keeping on. But why aren't you acting???

Posted at 5:02PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Scalie

24. Egads! She looks like dear old departed dad with make-up!

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 19th 2007 by SimplyStupid!

25. the reason why she is doing lifetime and not blockbusters is:
a) She's an AWFUL actress. I've seen better acting in school plays
b) She's ugly as sin. Even with all the surgery, you can't look directly at her without going Ouch!

Posted at 5:11PM on Jul 19th 2007 by nanny ogg

26. Well, she's got a pimp to support....and this is why her father left her so little money.

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Kris Peterson

27. Her father was the one with all of the connections. This was why she had so much work. Now that he is gone, the "politicians" can ease up on paying her any attention. I mean, look at her. She's no Jessica Biel, and she has little talent.

Posted at 5:01PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Kris Peterson

28. Any offspring of Candy Spelling is cursed. I wonder if Tori and her brother are kin to Prince Harry and Camilla Parker Bowles.

Posted at 5:08PM on Jul 19th 2007 by The_Shoparazzi

29. The reason Horseface is not acting in movies is because no one will have her. No talent agency anyway!

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Baily

30. PLEASEEEEEEEEEE somebody make this slutty homewrecker go away!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:05PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Paisley40

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