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Jurassic Dickinson Pounds the Pavement

No, Angelyne didn't dye her hair. Archeologists spotted superfossil Janice Dickinson prowling the shops at the Cross Creek Plaza in Malibu. The hands gave the first clue to the species.

Carbon-dating provided an approximate age of 93 for the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel," who was dug up while doing a bit of shopping -- in this orthopedic support bikini. Those hot flashes must be pretty intense! Be glad she's wearing something!



Tags: angolyne, bikini, hot flashes, HotFlashes, janice dickinson, JaniceDickinson, malibu, messy, old, stripes, supermodel, trainwreck

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1. OMG!!!

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 20th 2007 by SlappDaddy

2. Another has been

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 20th 2007 by no Gay here

3. She looks NASTY!

Posted at 2:13PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Adrianna

4. Nice boobs, but her legs make her look OLD!

Posted at 2:14PM on Jul 20th 2007 by hittman

5. ROTFLMAO.......... What is with brain-dead skank, doesn't she have a MIRROR? What a trainwreck this hag is.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 20th 2007 by SICK OF THIS NASTY HAG

6. EEEWWWWWW

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 20th 2007 by PHilton

7. "Janice, meet Madonna." "Madonna, this is Janice."

Janice to Madonna: " I'll trade you my legs for your arms"

Madonna to Janice: " Only if you throw in an orphaned black child and some groovy leg warmers."

Posted at 2:03PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jan2060

8. Queen of the Skanks!

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Keep\\\'n it real

9. ..........I'D DO HER..................on tweek of course,, coke 4 her...haha HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Jul 20th 2007 by costaMesaboy

10. FIRST!!!!!!!!! Like Janice (as in first supermodel) plus she's only 52.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Perflictionist

11. omg her legs are so nasty!!!! i would definitely get that taken care of. everyone know what bitch has obviously had alot of plastic surgery done on the upper part. i guess she just ignores the bottom part..

Posted at 2:11PM on Jul 20th 2007 by ewwwwwww

12. When you are the ultimate bitch, no one is ever going to be kind to you as you grow old. Hope she enjoys being a loner. Who in their right mind would tolerate her.

Posted at 2:06PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jiggy

13. who is this bitch anyway?!

Posted at 2:30PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Ashley

14. Sheesh, She is still HOT you guys who all want a girl to look like a 15 year old should really grow up.

Posted at 2:08PM on Jul 20th 2007 by DJ

15. now thats a ffkn i mean funky chicken lol,, not bad from the boobs to the neck, the rest can be fed to the horses lol

Posted at 2:11PM on Jul 20th 2007 by alissa

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