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Jurassic Dickinson Pounds the Pavement

No, Angelyne didn't dye her hair. Archeologists spotted superfossil Janice Dickinson prowling the shops at the Cross Creek Plaza in Malibu. The hands gave the first clue to the species.

Carbon-dating provided an approximate age of 93 for the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel," who was dug up while doing a bit of shopping -- in this orthopedic support bikini. Those hot flashes must be pretty intense! Be glad she's wearing something!



Tags: angolyne, bikini, hot flashes, HotFlashes, janice dickinson, JaniceDickinson, malibu, messy, old, stripes, supermodel, trainwreck

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16. On the one hand...UGH. On the other, I should look so good at 93!

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Lein

17. she looks good clothed. the top half of her anyway. all plastic of course but the bottom half is hideous. she is a total bitch so of course people are gonna make their snide remarks. Now if this was actually somebody nice like Goldie or someone like that, I wouldnt have been so rude.

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 20th 2007 by haha

18. ROTF costaMesaboy......you'd be better doing yourself.....
at least you know where you've been hahhahaha

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Colby

19. She needs to inject the rest of her body with whatever she injected in her boobs!

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 20th 2007 by GetAGrip

20. The store bought boobs are holding up rather nicely

Posted at 2:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Trixie

21. SHE'S SHOPPING IN A BATHING SUIT..Oh for crying out loud!

did I UNDERSTAND THAT RIGHT???


Someone help me out here...

Posted at 2:19PM on Jul 20th 2007 by DANI

22. Well, at least the store bought boobs are still at attention!

Posted at 2:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Nate

23. And I am sure all of you have perfect bodies!.............

Posted at 2:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Janice

24. THAT IS SO MEAN! I HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD WHEN I'M 60ISH,OR WHATEVER AGE SHE IS.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jul 20th 2007 by lulu

25. Jan2060----OMG HYSTERICAL! I seriously busted up laughing....so funny

Posted at 2:23PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Jessica

26. Janice, not so. I wouldn't, however, go shopping in a swim suit -- that's not a pretty sight.

Posted at 2:23PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Mari

27. Her boobs are fake, therefore they don't age. She needs to go see Demi's surgeon for a knee lift or something. Damn those legs are horrid.

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Darv

28. You women look dried up and skeletal. Eat a burger and puff up that skin!!!

Posted at 2:29PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Scalie

29. TY... Friday's bring out the freak in me. : )

Posted at 2:28PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jan2060

30. that's funny writing.

Posted at 2:32PM on Jul 20th 2007 by ooby

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