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Jurassic Dickinson Pounds the Pavement

No, Angelyne didn't dye her hair. Archeologists spotted superfossil Janice Dickinson prowling the shops at the Cross Creek Plaza in Malibu. The hands gave the first clue to the species.

Carbon-dating provided an approximate age of 93 for the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel," who was dug up while doing a bit of shopping -- in this orthopedic support bikini. Those hot flashes must be pretty intense! Be glad she's wearing something!



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31. The only thing that isn't sagging is her puffed, botox lips!

Posted at 2:33PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Pimpo

32. I wish a house would fall on that witch. I saw her here and there when she was on the SL and she was making Balki cry. I thought that was funny, by the way. She looks like one of those wrinkly dogs. What are those called again?

Posted at 2:38PM on Jul 20th 2007 by carlitasway

33. I think Janice looks great. While it's a bit odd to go shopping in a bathing suit/bikini, her figure is amazing for any age. I'd watch the catty comments TMZ - wonder why Harvey Levin looks in his speedo!

Lawrence

Posted at 2:38PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Lawrence Stern

34. All you youngsters are in for a big shock. You are going to grow old too! Based on your comments, I expect a great number of suicides from your age demographic as it gets older. Of course, life isn't for everybody...

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Spike the Poet

35. She is doing the work on installment legs are on lay away

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Robo Bro

36. I think Janice looks great. While it's a bit odd to go shopping in a bathing suit/bikini, her figure is amazing for any age. I'd watch the catty comments TMZ - wonder how Harvey Levin looks in his speedo! He who casts the first stone...

Lawrence

Posted at 2:41PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Lawrence Stern

37. Can you imagine going out shopping like that what a nut ....can you say coke janice.

Posted at 2:56PM on Jul 20th 2007 by ha ha

38. Old dried up hag. 1stSupermodel? Who says so? Wasn't that Lesle Hornby?(Twiggy)

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 20th 2007 by puter

39. Old dried up hag. 1stSupermodel? Who says so? Wasn't that Lesle Hornby?(Twiggy)

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 20th 2007 by puter

40. HOLY CHRIST!!!!!

Posted at 2:58PM on Jul 20th 2007 by TOTALLY TITS

41. I hear the Grim Reaper knocking Janice

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 20th 2007 by alb

42. O-U-C-H

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 20th 2007 by supermodel my ass

43. I LIVE ON THE BEACH HERE IN MALIBU AND MOST OF THE STARS LOOK LIKE THIS NO
MATTER THE AGE. EVEN PAM ANDERSON. THEY ALL HAVE TOUCHED UP PHOTOS
IN THE MAGS SO IT IS DISTRESSING FOR PEOPKLE TO SEE HOW THEY REALLY LOOK.

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 20th 2007 by char

44. Good God... I've seen corpses with nicer leg definition than that.

Posted at 5:01AM on Jul 21st 2007 by MontrealPerson

45. She is still so Hot!!!

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by lightfoot

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