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Jurassic Dickinson Pounds the Pavement

No, Angelyne didn't dye her hair. Archeologists spotted superfossil Janice Dickinson prowling the shops at the Cross Creek Plaza in Malibu. The hands gave the first clue to the species.

Carbon-dating provided an approximate age of 93 for the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel," who was dug up while doing a bit of shopping -- in this orthopedic support bikini. Those hot flashes must be pretty intense! Be glad she's wearing something!



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46. Yes I said Hot

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by lightfoot

47. What Paris Hilton's body will look like in about 10 years unless she starts to do some exercising and serious workouts.

Posted at 3:10PM on Jul 20th 2007 by George

48. If she were 93, she'd be looking pretty good, otherwise-------yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jul 20th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

49. ooh poor janice, look to sophia lauren for beauty tips, not pamela anderson.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jul 20th 2007 by bonedaddy

50. No wait .. she IS old and saggy ... BUT is she 'shopping' in her bikini ?

Posted at 1:20AM on Jul 21st 2007 by justdeb

51. did she really go shopping like that? HA!
that is just stupid.

Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 20th 2007 by annab

52. She's obviously had her face and boobs done. Now for the rest of the project!

Posted at 3:53PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Zoie

53. Necrophiliacs, take notice!

Posted at 4:00PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Undertaker

54. Jeeeezz..when you reach a certain age..cover up! You'll look sooo much better..Madonna..can you hear me?...

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 20th 2007 by r

55. HOLY SAGGY CHICKEN SKIN MUSIC! My eyes! My eyes!

Bikini + 60 year old woman + shopping in public = incurable attention whore.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Some women SHOULD wear burkas

56. I think your comments about her are horrific. Do you really believe you and the rest of us are never going to age? Check your own thighs. She's a beautiful woman at any age...... you should be so luck to look so good. When you make comments like that of a supermodel, you make all of us feel bad about ourselves. I guess your body must be perfect.

Posted at 4:12PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Joan

57. Didn't know that depends had a small enough style to wear with a bikini.

Posted at 4:23PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Harry Porter

58. I think the only thing that really makes her look old in this picture is her legs. Besides that, Janice looks pretty damn good for her age!

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

59. OMG!!!!
her thighs looks like
CHICKEN NECKS
LOL
no wonder she always grumpy

Posted at 4:27PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jersyguy

60. See, Paris! You aren't going to be a looker forever!

Posted at 4:55PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Lilarose

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