Madonna: Armed & Dangerous -- for Your Eyes!

Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll -- on her arms! Vogue!

Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of two three, but her gruesomely muscled arms appear to have been reassembled with the bony remains of a dead crow. Caw!

Can someone please get the Material Girl some material to cover up those limbs?!



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16. #15 She lives in England now. Let them keep her nasty self. Tell them to please take the Beckams back too.

Posted at 1:39PM on Jul 20th 2007 by TMZ QWEEN

17. yay! you do pay attention!
thanks TMZ!

Posted at 1:35PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Are you sure?

18. She wants to be that 25yr old again that it looks like she's starving herself and personally i thought she looked better 20 yrs ago now she looks gross.

Posted at 1:36PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Dawn

19. It's called muscle tone, bitches! Madonna is still & always the queen! :)

Posted at 1:42PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Lisa E

20. Yeah thats what people do they age oh no

Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Danial

21. I think Madonna and Anjelina Jolie have the same ratty looking skinny fugly arms... IF THEY AIN'T PRETTY DON'T PUT 'EM ON THE FRONT PORCH LADIES !!

Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jan2060

22. She just needs to go away. She had her time 25 years ago, she needs to stop trying to get it back ..it will never happen.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jul 20th 2007 by KLB

23. SEEN HER IN VEGAS 12 YEARS AGO..with my second love,,she was pretty good!!,, her and Angelina are just so damn, wierd????........& ophra......the whale,,haha,,freakin' control freaks

Posted at 1:42PM on Jul 20th 2007 by costaMesaboy

24. For the love of your kids and husband eat woman.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Amercian Pride

25. She needs to gain 20 pounds. She is too old to be this thin. This is why her skin is hanging. She looks unhealthy.

Posted at 1:44PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Kris Peterson

26. Madonna is a whole lot long in the tooth..she has just morfed into the hag that she is.

Posted at 1:45PM on Jul 20th 2007 by r

27. Uh, hate to tell ya, but THAT"S NOT muscle tone! Yyyyccckkkkk... She could USE some muscle tone. That's "celebrity-has-to-stay-skinny-in-order-to-avoid-being-called-a-whale-by-every-website"!
What is with TMZ - everyone's either too skinny or too fat!

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 20th 2007 by me

28. LOL YOU PEOPLE AMAZE ME AT TIMES...cAN YOU NOT TELL THIS IS A LIGHTING AND ANGLE SHOT THAT JUST MAKES HER LOOK BAD?

Get Real and get over it, tommorow will be another day and she will look fat and everyone here will freak out over that......

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 20th 2007 by PHilton

29. What, (or WHO,) is behind this WHACKO anorexic "fad" in Tinseltown these days?

Size ZERO does NOT look good, y'all! They'll all pay the price with their health, (or THEIR VERY LIVES,) before the "fad" finally fades away...like ALL fads eventually do!

How utterly SAD and GROTESQUE...

Posted at 1:53PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Jay

30. #22... don't you mean "muscle & bone" LOL You think that looks attractive? You think that looks normal? How about a little itty bitty layer of fat under that sagging skin as a barrier bewteen that muscle and bone.. That would be normal, as most humans have. Yes, FAT that nasty 3 letter word that all these celebrities think is so taboo. A little of it goes a long way...especially when you look like a hag.

No doubt the lady has staying power and some degree of talent. She's an icon and that won't change in the history books, but no one can say in all honesty that this looks sexy, attractive or nice.

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jan2060

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