Madonna: Armed & Dangerous -- for Your Eyes!

Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll -- on her arms! Vogue!

Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of two three, but her gruesomely muscled arms appear to have been reassembled with the bony remains of a dead crow. Caw!

Can someone please get the Material Girl some material to cover up those limbs?!



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46.
Anorexia, obviously.
Such an insecure control freak desperate for attention and approval.

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 20th 2007 by tom

47. who can be the skinniest? these woman are nuts! NUTS!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 20th 2007 by annab

48. I have weight lifted for 14 years and her arms ARE NOT muscular, that is skin and bones, anyone can see that.

Posted at 3:55PM on Jul 20th 2007 by joy

49. The Daily Mail isn’t even trying anymore. Yesterday they published those definitely-fake Victoria Beckham pictures. Today they photoshopped a pic of Madonna to make her look like a serious contender for the title of World’s Strongest Man. They might as well have gone all the way and had her carrying a fridge on her back or pulling a semi with her teeth.

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Posted at 12:39PM on Jul 21st 2007 by Greg

50. Just remember....all of you mean spirited younger people are getting older too! Madonna looks great! This is just a bad photo/angle. Madonna takes care of herself physically, emotionally and spiritually! She's a successful business woman and an icon in the industry. Her age will never overshadow her accomplishments. Too bad you won't have any of these characteristics when you're her age....Yep; you all will be hitting the sidewalks from above and filling the mental institutions. I'm sure there will be no shortage of mean spirited younger people laughing and making fun of YOU. "time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking...into the future"

Posted at 4:06PM on Jul 20th 2007 by ticktock

51. Sorry, wrong article

Posted at 4:10PM on Jul 20th 2007 by LuvTMZ

52. STEROIDS !!!!

juicing seemed to start with SWEPT AWAY

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 20th 2007 by dogandponybot

53. Damn she is showing some serious boneage there in her arms. I guess you can exercise too much. Yikes. Her face isn't as gaunt as the rest of her body, hmmmm.

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Cheryl

54. You kids on here are harsh!! Let's see photographs of your arms carrying something heavy. Your arm would have the same bulge. It's natural. She's a thin, fit woman of 48. You should look so good at 48! Stop being so superficial!

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 20th 2007 by baffledindc

55. No excuse for arms that look like that except "too much skin and not enough fat." Frankly, I'm happy to see her go to the boneyard.

She was a good entertainer who kept pushing the boundaries. She made millions on her albums, tours etc. And my kids paid to hear her. Then she has kids and becomes as pure as the driven snow and doesn't even allow her children to watch TV.

This tells me that she is a selfish bitch who rose to the top and was rewarded handsomely...and all by walking over the generation who put her there.

And we are supposed to be impressed that she won't allow her own children to watch the very things that she promoted to our kids? Hmmmm....

Posted at 5:02PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Rocky

56. you failed to mention her illfitting pants and top and the rag-muffin hair. She is not in the best of appearances but then when is anybody always on? I don't like her, never did.

Posted at 8:08PM on Jul 21st 2007 by macyb

57. If that was a black&white photo I might mistake her for an Auchwitz victim.

Posted at 5:43PM on Jul 20th 2007 by the truth

58. I am wondering if she is vegetarian?? Seems like I've heard she is. I think she looks like someone who doesn't get ANY fat in their diet!! A person needs to eat some fat so they don't look like a walking skeleton!!

Posted at 5:55PM on Jul 20th 2007 by mia

59. Sandra B as in Bullock??? Really???

Posted at 5:58PM on Jul 20th 2007 by mia

60. Remember that Madonna shagged her way into the music industry. It is finally showing on her. Dont get fooled by her now clean image. she has a whoreing past.
Still love her though.

Posted at 8:39PM on Jul 20th 2007 by jessiejames

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