Madonna: Armed & Dangerous -- for Your Eyes!

Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll -- on her arms! Vogue!

Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of two three, but her gruesomely muscled arms appear to have been reassembled with the bony remains of a dead crow. Caw!

Can someone please get the Material Girl some material to cover up those limbs?!



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61. Please eat Madonna, you are much to talented to waste away to nothing. Your fans love you!

Posted at 7:13PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Barbara LA California

62. LOL........her arms look AWFUL !

She needs to ingest massive amounts of protien to fill out those GAPS, sags and indentations in her arms.

This is not a HEALTHY look for her. It's one thing to be lean and defined ....it's quite another to look malnururished. For someone who can afford a personal trainer she sure doesn't look like she has one.

Posted at 7:10PM on Jul 20th 2007 by The Wise Old Owl

63. Jay, #30, you asked who started this fad.

It was Calista Flockhart, Miss Ally McBeal. She was so skinny at an awards show that everyone started talking & all the stars were jealous of her.

Then Jennifer Anniston was at an awards show, and she said, "Wow, these girls make me look fat."

Right after that she & the other female stars of Friends went on starvation diets & lost all their body fat. And it just snowballed from there.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Swizzle Stick

64. White women just don't age well. You should be called Sun people.
For soaking up the sun's rays only ages you at a much faster rate; so that by the time you're 40- your looking like your 60.
Stay out of that sun! Avoid those tanning beds like the plague.
Gib

Posted at 7:37PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Gib

65. This poor lady is turning into a senior citizen before our very eyes. She ages 5 years from one month to the next month. It's sad in a way. You'd think with all that money she would look a whole lot healthier.

Posted at 7:22PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Taller than I used to be

66. she is obviously having emotional problems now, which explains the drastic weight loss. you should feel sorry for her, and stop criticizing her...haters.

Posted at 5:19PM on Jul 22nd 2007 by ct

67. Woof. Woof. Eat something....QUICK! Nasty arms. Woof.

Posted at 9:29PM on Jul 20th 2007 by ReeRee

68. This woman needs some sun! She looks ghastly, and mal-nourished. She should have stayed in America.

Posted at 11:32PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Dd

69. THE U.K. CAN KEEP THIS SKANK'S ASS.
DEPORT VICTORIA AND DAVID BECKHAM TOO.

GIVE ALL THREE A ONE-WAY TICKET BACK PUHLEAZE!

Posted at 12:05AM on Jul 21st 2007 by TOTALLY TITS

70. She looks like Iggy pop to me. They have the Heroin "muscle" thing going on... gross.

Posted at 12:40AM on Jul 21st 2007 by Marta Bartoluzzi

71. That doesn't look too healthy.

Posted at 6:29AM on Jul 21st 2007 by hedidit

72. HEY, GIB, WHY DOES A PERSONS' ETHNICITY HAVE TO BE MENTIONED, YOU RACIST IMBECILE? MADONNA LOOKS GROTESQUE, PERIOD!

Posted at 9:35AM on Jul 21st 2007 by KAT

73. AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE ABOVE COMMENTS A NUMBER OF PEOPLE STILL CARE FOR HER PERSONALLY. EAT SOMETHING THEY SAY. YOU KNOW I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THEM .THE PICTURE SAYS IT ALL.

Posted at 9:37AM on Jul 21st 2007 by JOECAPRIO/CITYLIFE PRODUCTIONS

74. Lookin like that I'll bet it's the "SLOP"arazzi who go for shots of her.

Posted at 12:01PM on Jul 21st 2007 by Roger C

75. Madonna and Angelina are DYING to stay young looking!!!! Perfect oxymoron, Ha!

Posted at 1:04PM on Jul 21st 2007 by REAL NEWS

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