Madonna: Armed & Dangerous -- for Your Eyes!

Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll -- on her arms! Vogue!

Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of two three, but her gruesomely muscled arms appear to have been reassembled with the bony remains of a dead crow. Caw!

Can someone please get the Material Girl some material to cover up those limbs?!



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76. Living in England, sadly this will be affecting her teeth soon.

Posted at 11:32PM on Jul 21st 2007 by Chris

77. Where is Madonns's Kabbalist red string? Was it just one more fad for her? What an insult to all who believe she was committed to something besides her ass and crotch grabbing singing.

Posted at 2:44PM on Jul 22nd 2007 by woohoo

78. Madonna needs to relax the workouts a bit, enjoy a few good meals, and return to her curvaceous like-a-virgin appeal. Or at least fill out at least enough to look less cut and more feminine. Guys LIKE curves, and most women too, as long as your BMI is reasonable.
I would love to see a curvy Madonna. It would set a more sensible example to young females.

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 22nd 2007 by LightBulb

79. Some people feel that controlling their eating to alarming degrees somehow controls the chaos and instability in their lives. Doesn't work that way. It just makes your chest look pathetically bony, that therapy might be a good idea, and that your regimen looks to be absurdly rigid. Cripes, loosen up and show some sense and get some balance. Anorexia or close to it is not attractive. Think Marilyn Monroe or Zeta-Jones.

Posted at 4:22PM on Jul 22nd 2007 by Karma

80. The day that any B**** from 20 and up can compare to Madonna physically and/or financially they may have something to say...otherwise NOT. Jealousy is ugly, and definitely pitiful. I think she could and has kicked A**

Posted at 10:06PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Darla Weathers

81. Hi Madona. I like you very much as a person,& being a wonderful mother to your kids.I know it is a hard being in the limelight,keeping up with your music & running your your family.I commend you for all of these things. God Bless you for what you do,we share part of your name "LOUISE". I am very honored for that sharing that little Part of your corner. I almost forgot the most important thing & that is your music. Yes I like your music but am ashamed to say I do not have very much of your music.. Congratulations to the BEST LADY anywhere.
Love ya!
Reecy Louise Whipple.
PS: I know you will never see this but maybe someone will at least tell you about it from the thousands of mail you get everyday. I know I am just a pin head in all the mail you get everyday.

Posted at 12:29AM on Jul 27th 2007 by Reecy Louise Whipple

82. This is just a really bad camera angle. Madonna is strong and fit. Yes she has low body fat, but she is not anorexic. Also her mother died at a young age from breast cancer, there is a strong relationship between diet, exercise and disease. I'm sure she just wants to be healthy so she can be around a long time for her kids.

Posted at 9:50PM on Jul 28th 2007 by V

83. I think Madonna should just "give it up" now and go home and rest. She's older now and her type of music just isn't happening anymore. She has a gorgeous husband and kids and she should realize her age now and let her beautiful daughter take the limelight.

Posted at 9:10AM on Jul 31st 2007 by donna

84. To the person that said "That's muscle tone, bitches!" are you freaking kidding me? So what if she's got muscle tone? She's got "old lady arms". If you showed everyone this picture without showing her face, no one would think that these were the arms of a woman in her 40s. They would guess the owner was one of those cute 80+ octogenarians who runs 20 miles a day and works out at the local gym. S her face may be 47 but that body and those arms are 87.

Posted at 1:39PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Paris Swillton

85. LOL... also, to the person who said that this was just a bad camera angle... you're probably the same type of dink who believes that Rosie O'Donnell isn't really fat, because "the camera adds ten pounds!"

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Paris Swillton

86. The girl still ROCKS. She is NO spring chicken but you would think with the millions she has she could afford some lipo.
......and that bleached hair has got to go. She's looks worn out and old with that doo.

Posted at 2:01AM on Aug 11th 2007 by OCsurfr

87. Madonna, you ought to quit the rigorous training and eat some food. You look gross. Don't scare your beautiful daughter into thinking this is what is awaiting her as she grows older.

Posted at 1:56AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Sage

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