Madonna: Armed & Dangerous -- for Your Eyes!
Though Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie has been ruling the world for 25 years, the price of fame has finally taken its toll -- on her arms! Vogue!
Madge is in amazing shape for a 48-year-old mother of two three, but her gruesomely muscled arms appear to have been reassembled with the bony remains of a dead crow. Caw!
Can someone please get the Material Girl some material to cover up those limbs?!
