Perez Hilton Goes Nuts

Blogging bigwig Perez Hilton has balls -- well, at least one! Que cojones!


For reasons beyond comprehension, the Queen of All Media told TMZ, "I have big balls. I'll show them to you right now if you want." Thanks, but no thanks, lady! He then proceeded to pull down his pants, which exposed his pink panties and one of his boys. Girls gone wild!

Thankfully, the orange-haired web wonder composed himself, but not before mumbling, "I don't have to do anything I don't want to." Don't be so testy, Perez!



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31. I'm not sure which disturbed me worse....The visual of his nut or the pink panties...

Posted at 2:49PM on Jul 20th 2007 by GoodGodPplCanURead?

32. Actually, londonrules...I'm Canadian. Nice generalization tho. You sound like an americaphobe.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Holden

33. This guy is EXTRA-queeny, and getting fatter and more repulsive every day. I guess he thinks if Britney can get more publicity by being a train-wreck, so can he.

Posted at 8:34PM on Jul 20th 2007 by krbcan

34. Schwetty ball.

Posted at 3:35PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Shootingstar

35. Perez is disgusting. It is obvious that he hates himself . He earns his living spouting lies and filth about celebs who will have nothing to do with him. This useless piece of crap is as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside.

Those who profess to "love" him have some issues that need to be addressed.

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Perez is a famewhore

36. Perez is so disgusting. He thinks he's being cute and funny and whatever else, but he really is nasty. Why doesn't he go away? What is happening with all of the lawsuits from the paps? Orange hair and pink panties...I'll bet he makes his mama proud...(NOT!)

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 20th 2007 by anonymous

37.
SHOW THE UNCENSORED PICTURE!

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 20th 2007 by tom

38. Perhaps he doesn't understand the difference between big and fat. Or between big and sagging? Why brag about that anyway. Some years ago poor Nick Nolte had his surgically hiked up, because they were a burden. Perez may just be more of a mess than a macho.

Posted at 3:42PM on Jul 20th 2007 by R.Zimmerman

39. LOL Perez, if they asked you showed. Good for you LOL . . . He's going to be on Dateline tonight!! Everyone tune in he may show us the other one LOL

Team Perez

Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Team Perez

40. Opps Nightline not Dateline

Posted at 4:32PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Team Perez

41. I would let him stick his hairy junk into me anyday.

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Candy Spelling

42. Well, Graham Norton he is not going to be, at this rate!

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Alexa

43. Isn't this considered to be INDECENT EXPOSURE? Is Perez Hilton a pedophile? It is HIGH TIME the police arrest people like Perez Hilton, Paris, Lindsay and Britney and Elizabitch Hasselbeck for INDECENT EXPOSURE!

Illegal, Obscene, Filthy Trash EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 20th 2007 by Is Perez a Pedophile

44.
There is NOT much to be said about this SICK excuss of a human being..

And for those that support his SICK so called humor. And people wonder why the rest of the world thinking American's are nuts....Need more proof???

God help us....WE sure need a bunch of it....!!
DISCUSTING!!!!

Posted at 6:08PM on Jul 20th 2007 by DISCUSTING

45. he looks like he has an inverted wanker. If you really want to see this jerk go away start writng/emailing VH1 and tell them what a bad idea it is to give this SELF PROMOTING ASS a show!!

Posted at 6:35PM on Jul 20th 2007 by yr not kiddin anyone

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