Britney and Paris popped out -- while Courtney frightened with her waxy gaze. Christopher Walken went walkin', and the future King of England previewed his future crown.
Perez debuted his orange and yellow marshmallow surprise, while Sheryl Crow took the new babe for a cruise.
Sadly, the pic of the week was blocked, when Becks slapped a helping hand on Posh's crotch. That's a week in the Zone!
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