Beckhams -- Cheeky Bastards

Please don't squeeze the Charmin!

David and Victoria Beckham held on to each other's best assets as the newly arrived immigrants entered their Tom Cruise-hosted welcome party on Sunday.

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16. I KNOW THEY HAVE JUST COME TO THE WONDERFUL U.S. SO , IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THEM . BUT , MY QUESTION IS , DO THE MOVIE STARS NEVER GET SICK OF WALKING THE RED CARPET? IM SICK OF SEEING THEM ON IT.

Posted at 12:54PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by RACHEL! THE ONE AND ONLY.

17. More posing for the paps. Do these two idiots think we buy their posing? They are both cheaters, Victoria looks like she trows up after every meal, and she looks like the crypt keeper from spending roo much time in the tanning salon. She is one nasty-looking hag. David is so over-paid, and all this media blitz is doing is turing people off. His team is probably so sick of him )and his injuries) I feel sorry for all of them, having to put up with this over-paid moron and his PR machine. .

Well, at least Victoria isn't shoing us her crotch here. Keep those legs closed Victoria, your crotch-flashing photos were as big a turn-off as you are. Go back to England. And take the Tom and Katie space aliens with you!

Victoria told us she isn't worried about American women throwing themselves at David because she doesn't let him out to go to clubs. LOL, this woman tells us she keeps David on a tight rein because she basically knows he will cheat if he gets a chance. Well, yes, Victoria, he will, first chance he gets, so you are wise to keep him locked up in that mansion-prison with no live-in help that David will go after - like the nanny, LOL.

Posted at 12:54PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Hal

18. Could her shoes be any higher?

Posted at 12:55PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by wisegirl

19.

READ THIS SLOWLYYYYY......POSH IS CALLED "SOUR PUSS "

SHE'S AN UNHAPPY LADY , DESPITE WHAT SHE SAYS .........

PEOPLE ARE FOOLS IF THEY INVEST THERE HARD EARN

MONEY FOR ANY OF THESE CELEBS , WHY MAKE THEM RICHER??

SHOOT PUT THAT IN YOUR POCKET ..........

Posted at 12:55PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by POSH IS A "SOUR PUSS " AND UNHAPPY .............DESPITE WHAT SHE SAYS ......READ BETWEEN THE LINES ......

20. see guys??? her legs look FINE, absolutely smooth, i cant believe some one would go as low as photoshopping her legs to make them look raggedy. shame on you.

now please go back to europe cus no1 truly cares.....we have enough stories with Brangelina, whatever happened to them anyway?!

Posted at 12:56PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by 50% black + 50% white= biracial

21. With all that money you'd think she could do something with her HAIR!! Good grief...it looks like my 2 year old got a hold of her head with some scissors!

Posted at 12:59PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by bella

22. Will Victoria now be the U S Spokesperson for Sunkist or Tropicana? Which orange will win???

Posted at 1:15PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by jshawn

23. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..

And yes, I've wasted that much time both capping and pressing down my "Z"....

Katkja Ramone

Posted at 1:05PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Kat Ramone

24. SKANKS!!

Posted at 1:00PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by LAPD

25. SHE HAS A GREAT ASS.

Posted at 1:08PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by frank russo

26. SHE HAS A GREAT ASS.

Posted at 1:01PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by frank russo

27.

#16.........YOU'RE CRACKING ME UP ..........YOU'RE SO RIGHT , IF ANYONE

OF THOSE FEMALE CELEBS WANT DAVID THAT BADLY , BELIEVE ME

SHE WILL GET HIM .........HELL WITH WHAT POSH THINKS ........

BECKMANS AREN'T NO CELEBS OR POPULAR , I THINK THEY'RE IN

DREAM LAND ...........THERE DREAM WILL BE OVERWITH SOONER THAN

THEY THINK .........BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN TO THEM , IF THEY KEEP THIS

UP ..............SOME WEIRD PEOPLE WILL APPROACH THEM , AND THAT MIGHT

WAKE THEM UP .....BECAUSE THEY HAD TO MUCH LIMELIGHT GOING ON ....

IN THE NEWS , NEWSPAPER , ...........AND THEN THEY SAY , THEY WANT TO

LIFE A LOW LIFE , THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN , THEY SCREWED THAT UP

LETTING TOM CRUISE AND WHOEVER ELSE GIVING THEM A HUGE PARTY , WHICH

THEY DIDN'T DESERVE ............READ THIS CAREFULLY ....AGAIN .......

BECKMANS ARE NOT POPULAR .................


THE WORSE THING THEY COULD OF DONE .....HAD THIS PARTY .........SHOULD NEVER

OF HAPPENED, IT BROUGHT TO MUCH ATTENTION ...........PEOPLE WITH NO COMMON

SENSE ..............

Posted at 1:04PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by THEY SHOULD NEVER OF HAD THIS PARTY ....THIS ISN'T LIVING A LOW LIFE IF ANTTHING IT BROUGHT TO MUCH ATTENTION .

28. #21, it is called "body make-up" and she uses tons of it. She also spends many hours a week in a tanning bed to make herself really dark. Up close, unmade-up, her thighs have no muscle tone because of all the years she has starved herself. Some of us actually LIVE in Hollyweird, we see the real thing.

Posted at 1:05PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Jessie

29.

SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A HOOKER ,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAYBE SHE WILL BE ONE

IN HER NEXT LIFE ......LOL

RIGHT NOW TOM CRUISE TRYING TO GET THEM TO BECOME CULT MEMEBERS LOL

CELEBS ARE ALL A JOKE ...........PLEASE DONT BE THE FOOLISH ONE , AND

BUY ANYTHING THESE CELEBS ARE SELLING ..........IT ONLY BRINGS MORE

MONEY TO THERE ACCT , LIVING IN LUXURY .........SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR YOURSELF.

THE MORE MONEY THE'VE , THE MORE THEY WILL SPEND ..........


IM BOYCOTTING MANY OF THESE CELEBS , I RATHER , BUY MYSELF SOMETHING

THAN ADD TO THERE BANK ACCTS ..................MOVIES , CD'S , CLOTHING ,

JEWERLY , ETCCCCCCCCC..............JUST MAKE SURE ITS NOT THERE PRODUCT .

Posted at 1:11PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by I'M BOYCOTTING MOST THE CELEBS , WHY MAKE THEM RICHER / ADD MORE TO THERE BANK ACCT ...NO WAY ....

30. I guarantee Cruise wants a piece of Beckham's ass..

Posted at 1:12PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by robert

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