Beckhams -- Cheeky Bastards 7/23/2007 1:18 PM PT Please don't squeeze the Charmin! David and Victoria Beckham held on to each other's best assets as the newly arrived immigrants entered their Tom Cruise-hosted welcome party on Sunday. The Ends. Related Articles Angry SpiceCrotch-Block It Like Beckham Share on Facebook Share on X David Beckham Victoria Beckham Hot Bodies Becks & Posh Paparazzi Photo