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Caution! Trainwreck crossing! The red carpet parade for Flava Flav's VH1 roast was an express run of the D-list's top trainwrecks.
Flava's Roast -- click to launch
Chuckling roast attendees included the "girls" from "Charm School," "Surreal Life" disasters, more-orange-than-ever Carrot Top, Flava Flav himself -- and a wide assortment of celebratory wreckage. Paging Kathy Griffin! As always, VH1's star line-up did not dissappoint -- in the tragically hilarious category.

Click on in for a look at the purple "red" carpet parade. Protective eyewear recommended.

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16. Lisa Silverstein is nothing but a loser. Anyone who things this ho is funny must be on drugs.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Dave

17. TMZ? and this is news because??? Another waste of space..but at least its not on Paris Hilton...

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by NO MORE PARIS

18. Call Al Sharpton. We have had enough of you haters. Some roast. The guests trash Flav and then you all trash him like you better than him.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Lequita

19. Where is John Allen Muhammad when you need him? and Carrot top heart will soon bust open from all those damn roids he overdosing on sad...............

Posted at 6:33PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by NubianGoddez

20. This is the sickest post that I have ever read on TMZ.com. I hope TMZ bans you for good. They remove mild posts compared to this garbage. Psycho.

Posted at 7:13PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Cindy

21. just so you know, you have his name wrong it's flavor flav not flava.

Posted at 8:00PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by anonymous

22. To Lola on the first page:

I am still not sure why I even read this article - but I can't stop laughing mao at your comment. Waaaaay funny girl.

Posted at 8:54PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Sues

23. Flav. is so stupid ,He couldn't spell CAT if you spotted him the (C).
By the way his posse does stll purses.

Posted at 9:20PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Dirty white Boy.

24. The tragedy of this is that those "people" are probably getting financial compensation for degrading themselves publicly. What is even worse is that many of them think that "they got it goin on" when in reality they are a disgrace. It becomes painfully clear why the young people of our nation are so confused about what is really important in life . . . . like oh, let me think . . .ah yes, a relationship with GOD. None of these seem to have one as demonstrated by the behaviors that they engage in and promote. Have you ever heard the term "going to hell in a handbasket"? I am just trying to recall when did being IGNORANT become popular? We become what we see. I pray that all of these folk will begin to look deep inside of themselves, and make a decision to show the world something different from that which they have been displaying.STOP BEING A CHARACTER, AND INSTEAD; SHOW THE WORLD SOME CHARACTER.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jul 25th 2007 by KD in KY

25. who? what? when? where?

Posted at 2:39PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Sandra

26. I remember Flava from back in the day when he was the hype man, before there was a Lil Jon telling everyone to "Throw Ya Hood Up!". He might be a clown, may even be trash, but he is getting paid and doing what he want and love. I personally am not a huge fan, but why get pissed off at him or the "bitches and hos" as they are being called because they are doing their thing? What's the difference between him and the other silly folks on television taking up air time with crapy reality shows? He is indeed ugly, but as anyone knows those are the ones that get all the play. He may be the man everyone loves to hate, and he is surely no Bill Cosby (why even put him in the same ring as Mr. Cosby?), but love him or hate him he is laughing all the way to the bank just like Mr Cosby...can you who putting him down say that?

Posted at 8:47PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Sinonman

27. I like Flava and Flava of love was fun. Foofy and that big blond had me rolling on the floor, and I love the lady who played New York. Flava is just so funny. We need to relax and enjoy
life. What they see in Flava? $$$$$ and a D>>K thing... lol He looks like he can throw down for a little guy.

Posted at 9:10PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Judi

28. LOL EVERY1 KNOWS FLAVE IS OOGLY BUT THAT DUDE GOT BENJAMINS IT'S OBVIOUS THATS WUT THESE FEMALES C IN HIM, YOU THINK IF HE WAS BROKE THEY'D GIVE HIM DA TIME OF DAY?! PLEASE LMAO........I DONT KNOW IF YOU COULD PAY ME ENOUGHTTO KISS LET ALONE SLEEP WITH THIS MAN SMH, BUT I MUST ADMIT HE IS FUNNY LOL "FLAVOR FLAVE YEAHHHHHH BOYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted at 10:43PM on Jul 25th 2007 by SEXYGAL

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