Cops: Lindsay's Assistant Quit Hours Before DUI

76. How did the paparazzi not catch the mom picking the assistant up, and the chase on film? TMZ you must be slipping

Posted at 4:53PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Confused

77. i wouldn't mind sitting on that guy's face

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 24th 2007 by celebrity.web.net

78. Now that the assistant quit, she should hire Howard K. Stern. He would then finally have a job and I hope he brings his fully stocked dufflebag.
I also hope this vermin to society calls on Dr. Kristine Eroshevich for help with therapy and rehab.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Call for HKS

79. Smart assistant! If some Hollywood type was smart, they would hire her right away. (Although if she is as smart as she seems to be, she will deep 6 the Hollywood scene.) Isn't it interesting that she could call her mother and her mother came and rescued her directly?! The Mom took control of the situation and took the power out of the hands of a drug addicted, alcohol addicted, parental attention starved lunatic.
Smart Assistant!
Smart Mom!
In contrast to Dina Lohan who wants to party (and all that, that entails) with the hangers-on of her out of control daughter! And then there's Michael Lohan who just got released from prison for DUI! Did this girl ever have a chance? THERAPY!

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 24th 2007 by rj

80. Good for the assistant who quit for very good reasons! Obviously, Lindsey was furious with her for so doing and was probably afraid she would tell someone that Lindsey was drinking and drugging. This is not the first time she has gone after people in cars in a rage. She was involved in an accident not too long ago where she was speeding and claimed it was to get away from the paparrazi who were chasing her.

She has no business with a car or behind the wheel of a car - DRUNK OR SOBER.

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Lock 'er up

81. Did the Police see lindsay drive drunk ,,,,they pulled up in the parking lot where a argument was happening, said officer on video,drunk in public,,, but if the police didnt see her drive its only speculation ,an opinion ,

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 24th 2007 by paul

82. Did the Police see lindsay drive drunk ,,,,they pulled up in the parking lot where a argument was happening, said officer on video,

Did the Police see lindsay drive drunk ,,,,they pulled up in the parking lot where a argument was happening, said officer on video,

Did the Police see lindsay drive drunk ,,,,they pulled up in the parking lot where a argument was happening, said officer on video,

Did the Police see lindsay drive drunk ,,,,they pulled up in the parking lot where a argument was happening, said officer on video,

Did the Police see lindsay drive drunk ,,,,they pulled up in the parking lot where a argument was happening, said officer on video,

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 24th 2007 by paul

83. It is obvious that Lindsey has a serious drug and alcohol problem. She probably will not live to see the age of 25 if she is not sent to jail. I'm afraid that Lindsey doesn't take rehab seriously and only goes there because she thinks it will get her out of any trouble she is in. I dont feel like she is even trying. She is mocking the judicial system.

Posted at 7:35AM on Jul 25th 2007 by amgie

84. Perez Hilton posted this same information 43 minutes before you did. Why don't you credit him?

Posted at 2:42PM on Jul 25th 2007 by JET

85. #81 it's my girl wants to party all the time.. not likes

Posted at 6:49PM on Jul 24th 2007 by celebrity.web.net

86. I PERSONALLY THINK THEY SHOULD LOCK UP ALL THESE YOUNG STARS AND THROW THE KEY AWAY!!! OUR KIDS OF THE FUTURE ARE LOOKING AT THESE STARS AS ROLE MODELS.....COME ONNNN WE DONT WANT OUR KIDS LOOKING AT THESE PPL AND THINK THAT ITS OK FOR THEM TO DO THESE THINGS...IF THE CELEBS NEVER GET PUNISHED WHAT IS THAT SAYING FOR OTHER KIDS OUT HERE......AND SHAMEEEEE ON HER PARENTSSSS , THEY SHOULD HAVE STEPPED UP AND BEEN PARENTS INSTEAD OF FRIENDS , AND PUT DOWN BOUNDERIES AND DISCIPLENE

Posted at 7:44PM on Jul 24th 2007 by KELLY

87. GOOD LORD. SHUUDDDDDUPPPPPP ABOUT BLOHAN!!!!!!!! She's got way too much press for such a CRAPPY actress. She is NOT all that. No bag. No chips.

LET IT GO. Same with Britney. Why don't you report on... lemme see... oh, howz about....

oh crap, I dunno.

Posted at 11:13PM on Jul 24th 2007 by CatPee

88. This means a possible job opening? I'm in. Where do I sign up for the assistant job?

Posted at 11:28AM on Jul 27th 2007 by Monique

89. Well, she really can't sing or act for that matter. At least now Lindsay is entertaining!

Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 27th 2007 by EZ@EDD

90. This Girl needs Shock Treatment. Rehab don't work. Put a Bolt in Her Neck and give Her a jolt.

Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 27th 2007 by Billy