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Lindsay Replaced -- by Deuce Bigelow?!

Rob Schneider and Lindsay LohanTMZ has learned that since Lindsay Lohan won't be appearing on "The Tonight Show" this evening, the late-night chat show got the next best thing -- Rob Schneider in drag!

Schneider has agreed to the last minute booking and will sit on Jay Leno's couch dressed liked Lindsay Lohan. Panties and SCRAM bracelet optional!

Planet Gossip's Marc Malkin tells TMZ that Schneider will either appear covered in white powdered sugar or come baring white powdered donuts for Jay.

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16. Rob - please don't flash the "Man-gina"!!

Posted at 3:02PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Rober-Toe

17. apparently in hollywood it's considered "tacky" to be seen twice in the same outfit you are arrested in...check out pics on thesuperficial.com

Posted at 3:01PM on Jul 24th 2007 by pacomartini

18. can't wait to see that 2ite....................can't wait

Posted at 2:56PM on Jul 24th 2007 by wendy

19. The potential for an intelligent conversation just went up ten-fold and that's certainly not a compliment to R.S..... Jay you'd better book one of your 28 weeks of vacation after tonight, you'll have earned this one!!!!

Posted at 2:56PM on Jul 24th 2007 by koz

20. Thats o.k. Linds won't be sobered up by then anyway

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Hot Ghetto mess

21. DON'T YOU FIRST IDIOTS YOU HAD DONE THINGS LIK THAT AT SCHOOL. RAISE YOUR HANDS TO ANSWER QUESTIONS OR VOLUNTEER TO HELP FIRST, OR OLD
LADIES TO GO FIRST IN LINE ETC...YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BULLIES AT SCHOOL!
NOW ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT AND TRY AND BE THE FIRST TO PUT THE WORD FIRST
IN TO EVERY NEW STORY, YOU MORONS!

Posted at 2:57PM on Jul 24th 2007 by TOTHEFIRSTIDIOTS

22. #19 PA-maybe he doesnt us that time to help kids because all the kids are in bed.

Posted at 2:59PM on Jul 24th 2007 by KAY

23. LOL Leave it to Jay Leno and his crew to come up with something inappropriate, I'd rather watch David Letterman...

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Retro

24. Why is this news? Um he is in the number one movie in the country, whether it's a good one or not. And she obviously isn't going to be on the show. Should he just have dead air? Stupid. Like she is!

Posted at 3:00PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Whatever

25. I'm reminded of one of My all time favorite cover songs.......

If you wanna hang out
You've gotta take her out
Cocaine
If you wanna get down
Get down on the ground
Cocaine

She's alright,
She's alright,
She's alright,
COCAINE

If you got that lose
You wanna kick them blues
Cocaine
When your day is done
And you wanna ride on
Cocaine

She's alright,
She's alright,
She's alright,
COCAINE

If your day is gone
And you wanna ride on
Cocaine
Don't forget this fact
You can't get it back
Cocaine

She's alright,
She's alright,
She's alright,
COCAINE

She's alright,
She's alright,
She's alright,
COCAINE

Love ya, Lind's.....I give Jay a call and see if I can help pile on in your time of deep need

Posted at 3:06PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Eric Clapton

26. that's hilarious, i will be in front of my t.v. with a bucket of popcorn and prepared LL jokes. but i still love her.

Posted at 12:53PM on Jul 26th 2007 by jessy

27. Kudo TMZ......you hit this one straight up!

Posted at 3:05PM on Jul 24th 2007 by cupid

28. Short snorting notice!!!!!

Posted at 3:06PM on Jul 24th 2007 by All American Girl

29. And I hope he's wearing a long dress that reveals the monitoring bracelet is wrapped in aluminum foil.

Posted at 3:14PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Anonymous

30. Is this our governments war on drugs policy in its finest hour?

Posted at 3:24PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

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