Lindsay Replaced -- by Deuce Bigelow?!

31. yeah he did this before when Charlie Sheen couldn't make it at the last minute.....wasn't funny then, can't imagine it being funny tonight.

Posted at 12:00PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Tyler

32. heyyy if you wanna win a YSL muse tote (lindsay has one) go to whowhatweardaily.com

Posted at 3:31PM on Jul 24th 2007 by cococo

33.
Whatever happened to 3 strikes, you're out? I say throw the key away .... others have had it thrown away for less. Interview her when she's 60 years old and getting out of jail. What a has been! Being permanently injured because of careless driver, makes me even the more sick when she just blatently gets behind the wheel drunk giving the bird to the cops or whomever has ever tried to help her. Let Big Mama help her out in the pen!

Posted at 8:54AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Doc

34. LILO ~ LOTS OF MONEY, NO SENSE!!

Posted at 3:32PM on Jul 24th 2007 by rj

35. Yep, this is typical. The money we spend to keep our streets drug free, Trillions of dollars, isn't working so let's make Lindsay a criminal. What a great land this realy is. Would someone from the government explain to me how Lindsay got her Coke? Chicken s--t!

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

36. Anyone want to place bets that Coke head has a breakdown and committs suicide before the week is out?

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 24th 2007 by scott

37. First, Schneider ain't funny. He's only on 'cause he's in the Sandler/James flic. Drag? Why doesn't he go as Anna Nicole? She's dead....Leno will think that's Terrific!. You can leave it to Leno to kick someone when they have hit absolute bottom just to make Middle America giggle. How about some stuttering jokes for John Melendez, the least talented announcer on TV today.

Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Ricardo

38. Doesn't anyone out there care about the name of the guy Lindsay gets her Coke from? It seems to me it's a very important issue. If the ones in charge of spending our money can't get Lindsay give up the name then it's all a lost cause. No? As a taxpayer I demand to know the name!

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

39. I know! Lets offer Lindsay freedom for the name of her connect. That would be a start.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

40. Hey Scott, there's a bookmaker in Irland named Paddy Power PLC that takes that kind of bets on famous people check him out.

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

41. um, maybe she is just following Bob Dylan's song
Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Posted at 3:59PM on Jul 24th 2007 by hollywoodskanks

42. Whow! Imagine that! How would you like to be the guy who sold, gave, Lindsay her stash. This is his big chance to become a very, very famous person! Dealer to the Stars!

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

43. I know he would be more famous than the cop that busted him.

Posted at 4:10PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

44. HAHAHAHAHAHA CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THIS ONE!
HAHAHAHAHAHA....................

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 24th 2007 by SJW

45. Yo! I did it, I did it, Idid it, I did it, Yo, I did it, I did it!

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry