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Lindsay Replaced -- by Deuce Bigelow?!

Rob Schneider and Lindsay LohanTMZ has learned that since Lindsay Lohan won't be appearing on "The Tonight Show" this evening, the late-night chat show got the next best thing -- Rob Schneider in drag!

Schneider has agreed to the last minute booking and will sit on Jay Leno's couch dressed liked Lindsay Lohan. Panties and SCRAM bracelet optional!

Planet Gossip's Marc Malkin tells TMZ that Schneider will either appear covered in white powdered sugar or come baring white powdered donuts for Jay.

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46. Promises, Promises, Promises

Joke of the year,
along with Wonderland and other new overly expensive/new edge/high tech treatment models. Marketing scam is unraveling. Relapse rates are low at many facilities, old and new, but the clients at Hazelton etc stand a chance at least. And the public is not at risk, unlike these past few months in LA when many notables were in and out on passes and still drinking and driving.

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Marlene Mapleton

47. Anyone remembers what happened to the bellowed Arnold the Governor when he fell from the bike and didn't have a license for driving it?

Rob Sctstnider is an American classic with another Austrian last name.

He coined "You can do it" and the thumb thing.
Respect.

Posted at 4:21PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Click

48. Yea, Click, Arnold got a point on his drivers lic.

Posted at 4:25PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Garry

49. One question: Where are the rest of these pics??? SA-Mokin'!!!!

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 24th 2007 by LiLover

50. It's going to be SO funny. Ross the intern is also doing a segment. I will have to stay up to watch this one.

RS will probably come out drunk with powder on his freckled nose.

For all the "sensitive" people...get over it. She's NOT a child and we are all lucky that she didn't KILL ONE!!! It's about time that these idiots learn to not get behind the wheel of a car while intoxicated or under the influence.

NO pity for LL!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:40PM on Jul 24th 2007 by who cares? not us

51. Lindsay and Britney need to do a remake of Thelma & Louise. Only this time, just the last scene. With Rosie in the back seat.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Tess

52. Someone give the poor girl a gun!!!!
Let's hope Rob wears panties!!! Should be good!!!

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Bottom-feeder!!!!

53. UGH! Well goody goody for Schneider because that's about all the work he can get or even deserves particularly after he said he would never work work for Mel Gibson - post the alledged Gibson drunken tirade. (Whatever made him think he'd be asked by Gibson?)Well, I haven't seen RS work for anyone else either. How about your ol' buddy Reiner? As for the Leno show - who cares. Leno is on his way out too. Only he'll be leaving (Tonight Show) voluntarily. RS has to take whatever hand-out of exposure he can get - even if it is last minute to another Lohan debacle.

I really try not to bad mouth people but rather to stand up for a person who has been bad mouthed as Mel Gibson was by RS. Well RS - heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's karma! I guess you should stay away from taking sides and running your idiotic mouth - especially when it doesn't really concern you.

Posted at 4:56PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Sues

54. Love Rob also gives him a chance to gloat over Chuck and Larry beating Harry's butt... Rob is the minister that marries C & L if you haven't noticed. He's in all Adam Sandler's movies and I think he's a hoot. Had balls enough to do his Sly Stone impersonation in front of Sly while making Judge Dredd.

Posted at 10:12AM on Jul 26th 2007 by tolanaomi

55. Say whatever you want about Rob Schneider in drag,but at least he's more completely sane than Britney,Lindsay,and Paris having their brains all combined together.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Steven Millan

56. wonder what mother hilton is planning now that lilo and the britster have stolen press away from paris- be prepared for another paris porno to be 'leaked'.

Posted at 5:16PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Cuthbert

57. Hey Scott, you're on. Remember everyone, isn't it true that celebrity deaths seem to come in threes. Poor Tammy Faye Messner just left us, so Lindsey most certainly could be #2.

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 24th 2007 by They come in threes

58. I FOR ONE FEEL REALLY BAD FOR LINDSAY...SHE MUST HAVE SOME REAL LOW LIFES FOR FRIENDS TO LET HER DRIVE DRUNK AND LET HER HAVE ACCESS TO DRUGS ....IF YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU HANG WITH YOU DON'T LET THEM GO DRIVING AROUND WITH STUFF ON THEM...WHERE ARE HER PARENTS???? WHERE IS ANYONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL!!!!.......WELL I JUST FELT LIKE EXPRESSING MY THOUGHTS ON THE SUBJECT......

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Maggie

59. White Oprah's team has just released this statement: "Sadly, it is true that the daughter of rising star Dina Lohan has been arrested. It is particularly difficult for Ms. Lohans mother, as she has been recently working feverishly to try to find a suitable project that would allow her to also feature her daughter, who has just been arrested on a second DUI and cocaine charge. Dina Lohan has been hoping to help give her daughters budding career a push, by allowing her to work with her mother, Dina Lohan, in hopes of also achiving success. At this time of need, Dina Lohan is working hard to complete as much work as she can on her show-biz projects, in order to be with her daughter as soon as she can find the time."

Posted at 6:07PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Puh der Baer

60. #20 Kay.. I consider 21 year olds, to still be kids in many ways. I certainly did not mean grade school kids.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jul 24th 2007 by pa

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