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Lindsay Replaced -- by Deuce Bigelow?!

Rob Schneider and Lindsay LohanTMZ has learned that since Lindsay Lohan won't be appearing on "The Tonight Show" this evening, the late-night chat show got the next best thing -- Rob Schneider in drag!

Schneider has agreed to the last minute booking and will sit on Jay Leno's couch dressed liked Lindsay Lohan. Panties and SCRAM bracelet optional!

Planet Gossip's Marc Malkin tells TMZ that Schneider will either appear covered in white powdered sugar or come baring white powdered donuts for Jay.

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61. I wonder if anyone will create a "Throw Lindsay in jail" MySpace profile like was done for Paris?

Posted at 6:23PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Andrea

62. Brittany age 26, Paris age 25, Nicole age 26, and now Lindsey age 21 are often reffered to in the media by mental professionals, friends, and fans as KIDS. That is part of the problem. As kids, they would not be solely responsible for their behavior or actions. This means putting off accountability and the need for change. It is enabling to call a 26 yr old a child/young girl/poor kid.

Individual responsibility is needed. They are adults. They have responsibilities and choices, good and bad. Followed by consequences/rewards from their choices. Adults are not kids, even if you think 18 to 27 means kids will be kids. that is part of the problem.

Posted at 6:34PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Sam Ioto

63. LMFAO! this is gonna be priceless.
Rob doesn;t even have to be funny. Just show up looking like Lindsey and spill some whiteish powder around.... perfect. HILARIOUS.

Posted at 8:23PM on Jul 24th 2007 by wryknow

64. enable, enable, enable/

KIDS will be KIDS/

At 21- 27 I was responsible yet still able to enjoy my free time and even have interests outside of clubbing or having to be at a club. And I lived in Hollywood.

I am involved in the entertainment field, I make choices. Now at age 28 I have a career, social life and make meaningful relationships with those around me. I have to make decisions on if I should socialize, where I socialize, and with who. I and others can be in the entertainment field and be sober and responsible.

Posted at 6:46PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Sam Ioto

65. I wonder if anyone will create one of those profiles on MySpacelike "Throw Paris back in jail" like they did for Paris? Maybe someone will create a "Throw Lindsay in Jail" MySpace profile. That would be hillarious!

Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Andrea

66. She's one DUMB DRUNK.....throw it all away Lindsey........NO career left.......should be a funny one tonight!!!

Posted at 7:19PM on Jul 24th 2007 by debby

67. Hey #59 you can't make somene do drugs and you can't stop someone from doing drugs. She IS a grown adult that makes her own decisions. She did this to herself. It's not anyone else's responsibility but her own. Don't blame other people for her decisions. She need only look in the mirror when she asks how did this happen.

Posted at 8:49PM on Jul 24th 2007 by LR

68. Duce Bigalow wil be a big improvement over Lindsey Blowhan. Lindsey should get her rehab in prison on the felony cocaine charges she should get not preferential treatment. The rehab facility near her house is just for PR puropses. I doubt if they have a good record of rehabs. Next we will be hearing Lindsey kills a family of four while driving high on drugs. Send her to prison before this happens. 3-5 years should do it.

Posted at 8:56PM on Jul 24th 2007 by KFed

69. Why is it that the people who are having serious troubles, that CAN be helped, so that they will never return to their old ways, always commit suicide? But these sorry ass useless people with all the advantages just keep going, when they have more access to the means.

Don’t say goodbye Lindsey…just go away…you are making California & the American youth look dreadful. Too hear about Daniel Rancliffe, Bindi & etc... from other countries doing something in their careers or for the environment were they live and here in America IS useful to everyone, & themselves.

BUT…You’re embarrassing Lindsey & so useless. You and your drugged out, in the closet bi-sexual, alcoholic nobody friends. Your smug smiles aren’t cute now, and they surely won’t be after the innocent has been murdered because of YOU and YOUR friend’s irresponsibility.

Posted at 12:19AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Go away Lindsey

70. Jay Leno has no taste making fun of a woman who is falling apart. Jay an Rob should get married he kept looking at rob legs you knew his fat ass wanted him.

Posted at 6:08PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Randall Lind

71. Did anyone else see what i saw? I taped the show and at the end when he says " i gotta go pee in a cup", he then lifts his dress up , uncrosses his legs, and shows his man parts! And this is on TV. How did that get past the censors? LOL

Posted at 6:01PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by LOL it was no accident

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