Michael Lohan -- Stay Away from Lindsay or Else

16. seem like jail is the only hope since glorified rehabs in calif serve no useful purpose but to take your cash..
here ’s how the story should end:

lost of movies for 3yrs
lost of endorsments for 3yrs
losrt od singing contract for 3yrs
lost of freedom ( see courts)
serve 1 yr in jail for dui and cocaine position ( back to back dui’s )
must watch videos of mangled bodies from dui accidents for -5 hr a day
must watch video of surgeons trying to save lives of dui victims -3 hrs a day
must watch funerals of dui victims - 3 hrs a day
must read letters from orphans whose parents were killed due to dui
must donate 1 million to MADD
or
go to rehab outside of california for - 2yrs
serve community in service for 2000 hrs after release from rehab talking to teen about driving drunk and drugs

Posted at 8:14PM on Jul 24th 2007 by just asking

17. Who cares?????? Seriously, I'm so sick of theses cokewhores and their arrests and their publicists throwing the word "rehab" around like it means anything. Celebrity rehab is a joke, there are probably more drugs being passed around in those places than in Pete Doherty's blood stream. Lohan will probably get a slap on the wrist and another ankle bracelet which is only there for effect. I want to see one of these no talent party girls get some serious time and not have the media glamorize it like they did with Paris. The second they have to spend real time in jail and don't get a pat on the back for it, is the day they'll stop this stupidity. Until then, everyone knows even bad publicity is good publicity and they just keep laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Tug

18. Leave her alone.

Posted at 8:07PM on Jul 24th 2007 by annie

19. Sad...she's just a child with nobody to show her right from wrong and the media as her canvas. Dada's an excon and mommie's trying to turn a buck off her daughter. Now she has a serious addiction problem and legal issues...at what age...she can't be over 21 whole years old. These kids need mentors in hollywood...maybe something like the NBA teams do for their young stars. One would hope the media leaves her alone---stop paying the pap for the pictures--its gone beyond entertainment news.

Posted at 8:51PM on Jul 24th 2007 by innocuous1

20. He's a convicted felon If Lindsay is convicted of drug charges or any type of felony isn't there a law that prevents them from being in contact with each other even if they are related? Her father was on Access Hollkywood tonight. He's a jerk. Seems to me he's talking out of both sides of his mouth. Oh, by the way he's found the Lord. He's now an ordained minister.

Posted at 8:45PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Lindy54

21. I think it will take more than rehab to scare Lindsay straight. I sure hope that Lindsay gets more than 23 days in jail! I wonder if anyone will create a MySpace profile like those that were done for Paris like "Throw Paris back in jail!" I think that it would be totally hillarious if someone created a "Throw Lindsay Lohan in Jail" MySpace profile!

Posted at 8:08PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Andrea

22. Well said, Tug. Hopefully, news like this will get old really fast, and another (better? please?) "fad" will take over. It's very sad that back in the 1980's Dina Lohan had a grand plan and it backfired big time. Greed doesn't pay, I swear. Neither does fame. Crime speaks for itself.

Posted at 8:07PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Anonymous

23. I had no idea Molly Shannon was part of Lindsay Lohan's family, too.

Posted at 8:07PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Spanish Dave

24. Lindsay too, is now an alcholic felon too, so what's the difference? And a coke whore vs. a recovering alcoholic father....hmmmm....which is worse? Same question, I can't help but wonder if this is what Lindsay wanted, or is it what the Mother wanted? Seems to me, he seems a lot more sincere, than her Mother. The mother seems self-centered.

Posted at 8:08PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Happy To Be Me

25. How could he possibly worse than enabler party with your kid Dina Lohan, another revolting stage mother mother like Kathy Hilton?

Posted at 8:12PM on Jul 24th 2007 by opi

26. It seems to me Her parents are her worst enemies, with parents like them who need it

Posted at 8:11PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Katt

27. These young female punks (Nicole, Paris, Lindsay, Brittney) are rich, pretty, and have the careers most girls their ages would kill for. Is this enough? F - no! They have to put other people's lives in real danger by drunk/drugged speeding down the streets with the rest of us. When they get caught red-handed: REHAB! Way to dodge life, you losers! Just be sure that you kill yourself, and only yourself when you fInally crash and burn and your spin doctors won't be able to help you then. Hey kids - 3 words: Anna Nicole Smith.

Nuff said.

- Sarai

Posted at 8:38PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Sarai

28. They're aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall dysfunctional!!!!!

Posted at 8:12PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Jacob Kasza

29. Her career is So OVER

Posted at 8:16PM on Jul 24th 2007 by Katt

30. i wonder what made her relapes!?!?! '

Posted at 8:19PM on Jul 24th 2007 by sassy