Michael Lohan -- Stay Away from Lindsay or Else

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Posted at 5:43AM on Jul 25th 2007 by KWAME

77. I have an idea: Why don't the clubs stop paying for appearances by these nobodys and why doesn't the film industry not allow Lindsay to be cast in any movies for awhile. Then maybe they'll all go away and we'll have some REAL role models for our young girls to look up to. So long as they're being paid and getting all the publicity from the papps, they'll continue to believe they're above the law. I'm tired of seeing these "poor little rich girls" getting a slap on the wrist for what any ordinary citizen would exerience punishment to the fullest extent. Oh, yeah, I forgot...run to rehab and all is forgiven. Give me a break!

Posted at 6:47AM on Jul 25th 2007 by lynnz

78. her father and mother have been the worst parents ever. as long as they were making money off of her they cared. michael is a poor excuse of a father and dena is also. what parents would live one place and have their young child live in another state. dad tried to contact his daughter, isn't that against a court order. time to go back michael.

Posted at 6:51AM on Jul 25th 2007 by sharon

79. It's a damn shame Shes l messed up caused she was always allowed to do whatever she wants to do. We cant blame her parents any more lke she said she's an adult. I want to blame both her parents for using her as a tool to get money. I do think he dad means well but Lins. does not want the help and her Attny. is not looking at the big picture. She's going to end up with the same fate as Anna Nichole.

Posted at 7:22AM on Jul 25th 2007 by April

80. Poor Lindsay? Whatever. I know many people who had had much more difficult lives than her and they have all turned out fine. She can't use her parents as an excuse for being a drug addict. Give me a break!

Posted at 1:05PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Stealthgirlniki

81. Michael Lohan has been playing to the media circuit all day. He is obviously mentally unstable, even though he is sober (maybe). He just doesn't get it. He feels he has paid his dues and is such a wonderful example for his daughter---PLEASE GIVE US A BREAK.
He needs to stay out of the limelight and wake up and smell the coffee--says Lindsay has not returned his phone calls--DAAAH you lame brain--you are not suppose to be calling Lindsay , ( you are on parole )-- your ex or your other two pre-teen daughters.

Posted at 8:52AM on Jul 25th 2007 by nonnie

82. Let's round up all the mothers: Hilton, Lohan and Spears and place them all in rehab and/or jail, whichever is more effective. Gold-digger moms should be treated just like sex offenders; notification that they are residing within a community, and meeting with a parole officer as long as they live. Thanks to them, their daughters are ruined pretty much for life.

I'm amazed at how these sick enablers dramatize their trauma... Is this where their daughter's "acting" talent came from? Can anyone attempt to understand Mike Lohan before condemning him altogether? Give it a break!!

Posted at 8:03AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Gaffy

83. Years ago a movie came out that was titled "Crash and Burn ." The news media started
using that phrase when describing certain celebrities who fell from grace. Lindsay and
Brittany are good examples. But you know what, I blame their fans. Why? Because these
young women have tried desperately to live up to their fans expectations, but along the
way they forgot one important thing. To take care of yourself first. Partying all night, jumping
into bed with this guy and that guy and having babies one after another are signs of
immaturity and those who were close around them didn't help matters. The only way
these two young women can get their lives back on track is to get as far away from
Tinseltown and the people who are bringing them down. Spend as much time as you
need to regroup and when you do return, make sure you have certain standards you
are going to live by. It CAN be done. Good luck.

Posted at 8:45AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Jim

84. SHE'S 21 YEARS OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!! STOP BLAMING THE PARENTS...you're just giving an addict more reason not to own up to her own actions and better herself. she did this to herself and she's the only one who can make herself better-if she even wants to.

There's many-a product of dysfunctional families out there doing what she's doing but there's also many that aren't...she needs to take ownership of the mess she made

Posted at 9:20AM on Jul 25th 2007 by me

85. Stop paying so much attention to Lindsay and all the others that have problems, especially those that are trying to get straight, get sober and improve their lives. "LET THE PERSON CAST THE FIRST STONE THAT HAS NO SIN."
We live in a very sick society when we focus on anyone that has any problems, take their inventories, get vicious toward them, say all manner of awful and hurtful things; that does no one any good, hurts more than it helps. We must start loving each other, not hating and despising each other.
The addict lives in a world of guilt and remorse, it is a disease of isolation, a killer ,treating that disease with anything but LOVE is very hurtful and harmful toward everyone.
I pray that all addicts find their bottom, surrender, get well, get past this insidious, cunning and bafflying disease of the mind, body and soul. God Bless you Lindsay and everyone suffering, you deserve to get sober, find peace and lead productive, peaceful and loving lives.
I have been there, done that and got sober, tried to kill myself, arrested, busted, bankrupt, divorced, faced two counts of attempted murder while in a black out, blown up in a gas explosion, literally kicked out of a Country for my drinking and abusive behavior-if I can make it: anyone can make it.
Remember: IT IS NEvER TOO LATE TO HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD

Posted at 9:51AM on Jul 25th 2007 by GordonR

86. I don't bite Michael Lohan's "desires" to help Lindsay. Poor Lindsay is facing so many troubles because of her broken family. She is only 21 and all alone in this world. Her mother (Dina) is careless and irresponsable and her father (Michael) is an ex con on provation. If Mr. Lohan would really like to help his daughter as he really says he does; 1st thing he should do it's reach out to her in different ways and not being a BIG media whore. All I see him doing and tryng to make a name for himself by showing his a$$ on Larry King's or any other entertaiment show anytime Lindsay gets in trouble. Too much blah blah blah and too little real help. Sorry but I find his "intention to help" and "love" for Lindsay kinda fishy.

Posted at 11:11AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Toni

87. This is her father. He is human. I am sure that her parents love her dearly. They may not be the perfect parents but who on earth has the perfect parents? Who is perfect themselves? Of course, many of our parents don't abuse alcohol, drugs or have been arrested.....but just because Lindsays father has doesn't mean he doesn't love her. He probably went through his own thing. Addiction IS usually inherited--it seems to run in families. I think it may be the people around her cutting her off from her family. She seems to be a girl who just wants to do it her way---THE VERY HARD way and her 'friends' don't give a damn about her. They are just hanging on. I HATE HANGER ONS. Her family is her blood and will ALWAYS be her family. She needs to get back to her family. They NEED to work things out together as a family. She needs to leave PHONYWOOD. PHONYWOOD is going to be the death of them all (the young starlets). You need to have a foundation and you need your family and strong support from them. No one else can love you or knows you like your family. Lindsay---whatever your mom and dad have done in the past...GET OVER IT! You are an adult now and you guys need to work from here on. Work on your issues independently and with your family. I don't think you have any real friends..what a shame!

Posted at 11:56AM on Jul 25th 2007 by HairCheck

88. Ha her dad did hit the bottom ....he is on recovery....and he is the only on in the family for parents that is looking at what is going on......Her mom the party girl with her daughter ,,,,,,
Her dad can see the path she is on he has been there....Her mom has a problem also.....but Lindsay and her mom know it all as they are both in the black light......maybe her dad would be help to her....Listening to him last night on Larry King....He verbal showed his fear for his daughter and if a person read between his lines...the mother is one of Lindsay's major problems......and his body language showed that very clearly.......and maybe jail is the place she needs to be for a few weeks and then over to the real rehab....not the shopping one,,,,hopefully her lawyer will see the light....

Posted at 11:48AM on Jul 25th 2007 by female

89. Hey babygrl -- great point! Why ISN'T Daddy Lohan's parole revoked for violating it?

Her parents aren't responsible for her actions now, but they both need to shut up and try not to destroy her siblings. LiLo needs to get as far away from them as she can and not have any contact with them until she's healthy enough to set boundaries and not feed into their toxicity.

They're both beyond pathetic.

Posted at 1:33PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Kendra

90. seems like jail is the only hope since glorified rehabs in Calif serve
no useful purpose but to take your cash.. here ’s how the story should end:

WITH CONSEQUENCES FOR BAD BEHAVIOR

1st stop blaming the parents.. she has been calling the shots since she was 18 and living it up in a beverly hills hotel.. she wanted independance.. she didnt want them telling her what to do.. short memories ..
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lost of movie contracts for 3yr

lost of endorsment contracts for 3yrs

los of singing contract for 3yrs

lost of freedom ( see courts) serve 2 yrs in jail for dui and cocaine position ( back to back dui’s )

must watch videos of mangled bodies from dui accidents for -5 hr a day

must watch video of surgeons trying to save lives of dui victims -3 hrs a day

must watch funerals of dui victims - 3 hrs a day


must read letters from orphans whose parents were killed due to dui murders

must donate 1 million to MADD

must go to rehab outside of California for - 2yrs

serve community in service for 2000 hrs after release from rehab talking to
teen about driving drunk and drugs

she is going to kill some one one day.. next heroine

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 25th 2007 by just asking