Michael Lohan -- Stay Away from Lindsay or Else

91. Do you want to see Lindsay Lohan in your local city?

Here:

Milwaukee - Almost all of the city has alcohol breweries. They make alcohol (beer, wine, whiskey). There are a lot of drunk drivers there. After the Milwaukee Brewers or the Milwaukee Bucks plays, people get drunk in the bars and nightclubs. Lohan will love this place. There is a beerfest which is held in Milwaukee every summer. Every people in Milwaukee are obsessed with alcohol. Milwaukee is the only part in Wisconsin which does not serve dairy products.

Detroit - This is the best place for Lindsay Lohan. Detroit is way, way worse than LA or any other city in the planet. Detroit has many abandoned homes, buildings, wreck cars and graffiti. Detroit also has many drug addicts, prostitutes, drunk drivers (worse than Milwaukee), murderers, unemployed workers, fattest people, terrorists, muggers, arsonists, homless people, uneducated people, drive-by shooters, abortion, profanity and broken English speaking people here. Detroit has the #1 corrupt cops in America. Michigan (especially in Detroit) has the worst driving in the world, every roads and freeways in Michigan has potholes and it's noisy, Michigan lefts are confusing (which means you have to make a right turn on the main road and a U-turn in order to make a left turn). Detroit also has the most Arabs and Muslims living outside the Middle East and they are potential terrorists. There are alot of unemployed workers in Detroit especially in the auto-making factories. Detroit is also the hub of Northwest Airlines, the worst airline in the world. Every mayor of Detroit is also corrupt because they did not restore the whole city. Detroit has no nightlife. Every minute people are murdered there. And that's good that Detroit hosted the Super Bowl there and no one there wanted to visit Detroit. This is the best place for Lindsay Lohan to be in. Houses in Detroit are cheaper than cars! And also has the cheapest merchandise in the US. The Detroit Auto Show is held every January and she might bring all of her Mercedes in the arena. There are also nightclubs in Detroit and she might go to one of those nightclubs in Detroit. She might drive drunk and crash her car in the mean streets of Detroit (Remember police are corrupt in Detroit). She doesn't know what 'Michigan lefts' are. Or she might be murdered by muggers in wee-hours Detroit.

Posted at 8:29PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Kwame

92. Do you want to see Lindsay Lohan in your local city?

Here:

Milwaukee - Almost all of the city has alcohol breweries. They make alcohol (beer, wine, whiskey). There are a lot of drunk drivers there. After the Milwaukee Brewers or the Milwaukee Bucks plays, people get drunk in the bars and nightclubs. Lohan will love this place. There is a beerfest which is held in Milwaukee every summer. Every people in Milwaukee are obsessed with alcohol. Milwaukee is the only part in Wisconsin which does not serve dairy products.

Detroit - This is the best place for Lindsay Lohan. Detroit is way, way worse than LA or any other city in the planet. Detroit has many abandoned homes, buildings, wreck cars and graffiti. Detroit also has many drug addicts, prostitutes, drunk drivers (worse than Milwaukee), murderers, unemployed workers, fattest people, terrorists, muggers, arsonists, homless people, uneducated people, drive-by shooters, abortion, profanity and broken English speaking people here. Detroit has the #1 corrupt cops in America. Michigan (especially in Detroit) has the worst driving in the world, every roads and freeways in Michigan has potholes and it's noisy, Michigan lefts are confusing (which means you have to make a right turn on the main road and a U-turn in order to make a left turn). Detroit also has the most Arabs and Muslims living outside the Middle East and they are potential terrorists. There are alot of unemployed workers in Detroit especially in the auto-making factories. Detroit is also the hub of Northwest Airlines, the worst airline in the world. Every mayor of Detroit is also corrupt because they did not restore the whole city. Detroit has no nightlife. Every minute people are murdered there. And that's good that Detroit hosted the Super Bowl there and no one there wanted to visit Detroit. This is the best place for Lindsay Lohan to be in. Houses in Detroit are cheaper than cars! And also has the cheapest merchandise in the US. The Detroit Auto Show is held every January and she might bring all of her Mercedes in the arena. There are also nightclubs in Detroit and she might go to one of those nightclubs in Detroit. She might drive drunk and crash her car in the mean streets of Detroit (Remember police are corrupt in Detroit). She doesn't know what 'Michigan lefts' are. Or she might be murdered by muggers in wee-hours Detroit.

Posted at 8:28PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Kwame

93. This is actually not true There is no order against michael lohan to stay away from his daughter . ...get your facts straight

Posted at 5:19PM on Jul 26th 2007 by Joey Jack